"I don't care who you are...that was funny!"
Posted on 04/23/2007 12:35:41 PM PDT by GATOR NAVY
I just got an eyewitness account of the Karl Rove-Laurie David-Sheryl Crow encounter at the White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday night, and it suggests that David and Crow were a bit more confrontational than they portrayed themselves in their own account of the incident, published in the Huffington Post. In their story, David and Crow write, "The 'highlight' of the evening had to be when we were introduced to Karl Rove. How excited were we to have our first opportunity ever to talk directly to the Bush Administration about global warming."
The eyewitness says the person who introduced David to Rove was the New York Times' Maureen Dowd. I want you to meet Laurie David, Dowd said to Rove. (These are all approximate recollections, so no quotation marks.) Dowd said David would like to say hello.
According to David and Crow, the encounter began with a polite request. "We asked Mr. Rove if he would consider taking a fresh look at the science of global warming," they write. "Much to our dismay, he immediately got combative. And it went downhill from there."
The eyewitness remembers it a bit differently. Immediately after Dowd's introduction, the witness says, David began lecturing Rove about global warming. This administration has done nothing on the issue, she told Rove. We face a crisis. The time to act is now. This administration has done nothing…
At that point, Rove broke in to say, Well, actually we have done something. Rove mentioned global climate research, at which point David broke in herself to say, You just don't understand. All these questions have been answered. That's worthless. That's useless.
In their account, David and Crow write, "We reminded the senior White House advisor that the U.S. leads the world in global warming pollution and we are doing the least about it. Anger flaring, Mr. Rove immediately regurgitated the official Administration position on global warming which is that the US spends more on researching the causes than any other country."
The eyewitness says Rove asked David if she had read the IPCC report, referring to the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, which, while confirming a human role in climate change, substantially undermines some of the most catastrophic charges made in Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," which David produced. David said she had read the report. "We felt compelled to remind him that the research is done and the results [the IPCC report] are in," David and Crow write. "Mr. Rove exploded with even more venom. Like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum, Mr. Rove launched into a series of illogical arguments regarding China not doing enough thus neither should we. (Since when do we follow China's lead?)"
In the eyewitness' version, again, David and Crow are a bit more aggressive than their own story suggests. The eyewitness says David told Rove, You need to bring in new people to tell you the truth. Rove mentioned Dr. John Marburger, the White House science advisor. At that point, according to the eyewitness, Crow began poking Rove's chest with her finger, demanding to know what corporations were underwriting Marburger's work. Rove said Marburger had been in academia most of his career.
With Crow jabbing him in the chest, Rove turned to take his seat. Then, the witness says, Crow grabbed his arm. A few more words were exchanged, and it was over. At the Huffington Post, David and Crow described the ending this way: "In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, 'Don't touch me.' How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unfazed, Sheryl abruptly responded, 'You can't speak to us like that, you work for us.' Karl then quipped, 'I don't work for you, I work for the American people.' To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, 'We are the American people.'"
In light of the eyewitness' account, another way of saying it might be, How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be jabbed in the chest by Sheryl Crow?
or rationing of it...one pack per week per family...make it last people!
Karl was at the dinner as a guest of the NYT.
Ms. Crow should go ride a bike........Oops, sorry, she was already there and done that.
"I don't care who you are...that was funny!"
Nice job...:)
You're a smart man Mr. Armstrong.
Thanks... 
Now I'm wondering...
What you'll think of my stuff at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1822090/posts... Post 90
I like it...it is completely offbeat and (to me) original. If it was a takeoff on a television thing...it would be original to me because I don’t watch television much at all.
So...yeah I find it entertaining!
Here, Sheryl, at least get some mileage out of your wipeage...
That’s it, a national campaign for everyone to send Crow a roll of toilet paper!
’ Laurie David - this woman married George Castanza for cripesakes...”
And she’s the Poop Nazi.
Short, fat, and impotent?
LOL. Imagine how much extra water everone will have to use washing their hands after using only one square. Oh and by the way, there is already a little invention known as a CLOTH napkin, which you don't have to attach to your clothing at all!
These celebrities are such geniuses. Why don't we follow their lead. They will surely save us from ourselves.
I was refering to what would short circuit the logic in the average male.
You know, I like the way you think! You show promise.
George Costanza was portrayed by actor Jason Alexander.
Larry David was a producer on Seinfeld.
It doesn't make them any less obnoxious. Just wanted to get the facts straight.
Well, considering her self proclaimed toilet habits...
My thoughts exactly!
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