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Karl Rove, Laurie David, and Sheryl Crow -- The Real Story
NRO ^ | 23 Apr 07 | Byron York

Posted on 04/23/2007 12:35:41 PM PDT by GATOR NAVY

I just got an eyewitness account of the Karl Rove-Laurie David-Sheryl Crow encounter at the White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday night, and it suggests that David and Crow were a bit more confrontational than they portrayed themselves in their own account of the incident, published in the Huffington Post. In their story, David and Crow write, "The 'highlight' of the evening had to be when we were introduced to Karl Rove. How excited were we to have our first opportunity ever to talk directly to the Bush Administration about global warming."

The eyewitness says the person who introduced David to Rove was the New York Times' Maureen Dowd. I want you to meet Laurie David, Dowd said to Rove. (These are all approximate recollections, so no quotation marks.) Dowd said David would like to say hello.

According to David and Crow, the encounter began with a polite request. "We asked Mr. Rove if he would consider taking a fresh look at the science of global warming," they write. "Much to our dismay, he immediately got combative. And it went downhill from there."

The eyewitness remembers it a bit differently. Immediately after Dowd's introduction, the witness says, David began lecturing Rove about global warming. This administration has done nothing on the issue, she told Rove. We face a crisis. The time to act is now. This administration has done nothing…

At that point, Rove broke in to say, Well, actually we have done something. Rove mentioned global climate research, at which point David broke in herself to say, You just don't understand. All these questions have been answered. That's worthless. That's useless.

In their account, David and Crow write, "We reminded the senior White House advisor that the U.S. leads the world in global warming pollution and we are doing the least about it. Anger flaring, Mr. Rove immediately regurgitated the official Administration position on global warming which is that the US spends more on researching the causes than any other country."

The eyewitness says Rove asked David if she had read the IPCC report, referring to the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, which, while confirming a human role in climate change, substantially undermines some of the most catastrophic charges made in Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," which David produced. David said she had read the report. "We felt compelled to remind him that the research is done and the results [the IPCC report] are in," David and Crow write. "Mr. Rove exploded with even more venom. Like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum, Mr. Rove launched into a series of illogical arguments regarding China not doing enough thus neither should we. (Since when do we follow China's lead?)"

In the eyewitness' version, again, David and Crow are a bit more aggressive than their own story suggests. The eyewitness says David told Rove, You need to bring in new people to tell you the truth. Rove mentioned Dr. John Marburger, the White House science advisor. At that point, according to the eyewitness, Crow began poking Rove's chest with her finger, demanding to know what corporations were underwriting Marburger's work. Rove said Marburger had been in academia most of his career.

With Crow jabbing him in the chest, Rove turned to take his seat. Then, the witness says, Crow grabbed his arm. A few more words were exchanged, and it was over. At the Huffington Post, David and Crow described the ending this way: "In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, 'Don't touch me.' How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unfazed, Sheryl abruptly responded, 'You can't speak to us like that, you work for us.' Karl then quipped, 'I don't work for you, I work for the American people.' To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, 'We are the American people.'"

In light of the eyewitness' account, another way of saying it might be, How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be jabbed in the chest by Sheryl Crow?


TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: alliwannadodo; byronyork; dementalillness; globalwarming; karlrove; lauriedavid; sherylcrow
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...more confrontational than they portrayed themselves in their own account of the incident, published in the Huffington Post.

Imagine that...

1 posted on 04/23/2007 12:35:43 PM PDT by GATOR NAVY
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To: GATOR NAVY

Some people just cannot engage in debate without getting angry and defensive.

All us Freepers can take this as an object lesson.


2 posted on 04/23/2007 12:40:11 PM PDT by Jake The Goose
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To: GATOR NAVY

Laurie and Larry David are a perfect match.


3 posted on 04/23/2007 12:40:25 PM PDT by AU72
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To: GATOR NAVY
The real story is she doesn’t use toilet paper and Rove didn’t want her nasty hands on him.
4 posted on 04/23/2007 12:40:26 PM PDT by tobyhill (only wimps believe in retreat in defeat)
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To: GATOR NAVY

Well now, ain’t that amazin’, to be poked in the chest by ms. crowe. I hope she used her other hand for Mr. Rove’s health and safety.... :0 )


5 posted on 04/23/2007 12:40:39 PM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?

Well, considering her self proclaimed toilet habits.......

6 posted on 04/23/2007 12:40:53 PM PDT by Ditto (Global Warming: The 21st Century's Snake Oil)
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To: GATOR NAVY

Ha! Rove dismissed Crow like the spoiled know-nothing she is and Crow got physical.


7 posted on 04/23/2007 12:41:26 PM PDT by The Blitherer ("What the devil is keeping the Yanks?")
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"Crow began poking Rove's chest with her fecal-covered finger,
... With Crow jabbing him in the chest with her E coli-infested fingers, Rove turned to take his seat. "

Yeeeeeeech

Crowe: "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen.
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights,
but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with
only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly,
he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

8 posted on 04/23/2007 12:41:47 PM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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Sheryl. . . shut up and sing! (Actually, I could care less about her singing, and I’ll use all the tp I want!)


9 posted on 04/23/2007 12:41:47 PM PDT by texpat72 (<><)
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To: GATOR NAVY

Are video camera’s allowed at these functions? Hopefully a tape of this incident will appear in the coming days.


10 posted on 04/23/2007 12:41:57 PM PDT by capydick (Better to Fight for Something Than to Live for Nothing)
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Crow just had a case of the ‘reds’.


11 posted on 04/23/2007 12:42:13 PM PDT by nctexan
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To: GATOR NAVY
"You are not the people I'm working for..."

Rovi One Karlobi
12 posted on 04/23/2007 12:43:43 PM PDT by beeber (stuned)
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How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?

I'M NOT WORTHY!!! I'M NOT WORTHY!!!

(/sarc)

Considering she only uses one square of loo (toilet) paper after sitting down, not only do I not want to be touched by her I do not even want to shake her hand!

13 posted on 04/23/2007 12:43:46 PM PDT by Utilizer (What does not kill you... - can sometimes damage you QUITE severely.)
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What a duo of b**ches.

Stay out of my bathroom Crowe!


14 posted on 04/23/2007 12:44:09 PM PDT by JRochelle (Al Sharpton: Its hard out here for a race pimp.)
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To: GATOR NAVY; nutmeg

To bad you missed the fun at the WHC Dinner..


15 posted on 04/23/2007 12:44:13 PM PDT by Dutchy
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To: GATOR NAVY; nutmeg

To bad you missed the fun at the WHC Dinner..


16 posted on 04/23/2007 12:44:17 PM PDT by Dutchy
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To: GATOR NAVY
According to a post at Instapundit, Sheryl arrived at the festivities in 3 tractor trailers, 4 buses, and 6 cars. No word on how much toilet paper she will have to save to offset all that. Perhaps she will limit herself to 1 tampon a month.
17 posted on 04/23/2007 12:45:56 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods ("We're the government, and we're here to hurt.")
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How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?

Sheryl Crow does not make me hardened!!

18 posted on 04/23/2007 12:45:59 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: GATOR NAVY

Dear Laurie and Sheryl,

See you next Tuesday.

Sincerely, Karl


19 posted on 04/23/2007 12:46:05 PM PDT by Christian4Bush (Dennis Miller said it best “Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.”)
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bttt...I'm surprised the hypocritical Crow and David weren't truthful.

Hey, like I suggested on another thread:
IMAGINE THE ELECTRICITY AND ENERGY THAT WOULD BE SAVED IF SHERYL CROW QUIT PERFORMING!!

In the interest of the environment, this multimillionairess should only do one concert a year.

20 posted on 04/23/2007 12:47:04 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!)
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