[jdm]

Everything - I repeat, everything - is bad for you...

[Slings and Arrows]

I hate stupid people.

[Pontiac]

Sir William Stewart, the chairman of the Health Protection Agency, has chaired two official inquiries into similar risks believed to be posed by cell phones.

I bet WIFI causes low sperm count, hair loss, inflation, deflation, low inner city test scores, gangster rap, AIDS, and psoriasis.

[Flavius]

they have obviously not discovered the wonders of this

[battlegearboat]

WeeWee

[Mannaggia l'America]

This is as dumb as the sign hanging at the salon where I get my hair cut. It says "Please turn off your cell phones as our computers are networked.".

Ever hear of a cell phone interfering with a computer network?

They really just want the cell phones off so you are not trying to answer calls why you are getting your hair cut, and also bothering others. But just say that - don't make up crap.

[Mike3689]

Apparently my entire generation is doomed to get cancer from these danged wireless technologies... I’m sitting not two feet from my WiFi router, and who knows how much time I spend on my cell phone each day.

Nevermind all the random waves coming from all over the galaxy that all living organisms have always been subject to...

[Not now, Not ever!]

It just never stops, WiFi puts out (radiates) 1/70th of the power consumed by a night-light. but I guess if you sit down next to a few billion of them? NAH.

[dawn53]

Seems every generation is exposed to their own set of radiation “dangers.”

I can’t tell you the number of times my parents told us the dangers of sitting too close to the TV. It was a never ending battle to get us to “move away from the TV.”

[endthematrix]

"Department of Education has touted WiFi as a 'magical' system..."

No, magic is when music comes from a grooved plastic disc...

[JayAr36]

Quick, where are the tin hats?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Theres no cure, theres no answer
Everything gives you cancer

Dont touch that dial
Dont try to smile
Just take this pill
Its in your file

Dont work hard
Dont play hard
Dont plan for the graveyard
Remember -

Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Theres no cure, theres no answer
Everything gives you cancer

Dont work by night
Dont play by day
Youll feel all right
But you will pay

No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember -

Joe Jackson

[Rick.Donaldson]

Someone posted the thing about bees dying around the country today. I’ve been following this with interest for a few months, mostly because I make mead. Mead is made from honey, and I was considering starting a business... how’s this come out of WiFi?

Someone suggested in the news recently that the problem was “cellular phones”.

Well... umm... the one thing I absolutely CLAIM to be an expert in is radio technology, theory, and RF radiation hazards. Anyway, the point is that people have made claims of cell phones causing cancer before (cuz, golly, you hold them to your head and they are transmitting and so on).

Well, the radiation levels are so LOW on WiFi (and cell phones) that there isn’t even a chance in hell of causing damage from that amount of radio energy. But, good grief someone has to find something BAD in everything, don’t they?

I’m not sure I will start a meadery because... too many bees are dying, the cost will be too great in a few years, but I am sure I could sell cellular phones.... /grrrr