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Vote MacGyver 2008
MacGyver 2008 Official Website ^ | 2007 | Unknown

Posted on 04/11/2007 11:38:38 AM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

In times of great need, people look for a great man to show them the way and lead them to a brighter future...

Look no more America, that man is here.

(Excerpt) Read more at specialfarm.net ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: chat; elections; macgyver; president
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Looks like a good choice, except I'll bet he's for gun control.
1 posted on 04/11/2007 11:38:39 AM PDT by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

McGyver’s a flaming queen. A good choice for crossdresser Rudy’s running mate.


2 posted on 04/11/2007 11:39:41 AM PDT by zarf (Her hair was of a dank yellow, and fell over her temples like sauerkraut......)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

He’s got my vote!


3 posted on 04/11/2007 11:40:36 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
WoW!

I loved his show! Can he make a bigger navy for us out of used erasers and fish heads?

4 posted on 04/11/2007 11:41:26 AM PDT by Artemis Webb
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

Who needs guns when you can make a grenade launcher out of a tape dispenser and a ball of twine?


5 posted on 04/11/2007 11:42:55 AM PDT by JohnnyZ ("I respect and will protect a woman's right to choose" -- Mitt Romney, April 2002)
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Who needs guns when you can make a grenade launcher out of a tape dispenser and a ball of twine?

...Or a nuclear bomb out of a stick of gum and a paper clip.

6 posted on 04/11/2007 11:45:50 AM PDT by The Blitherer ("What the devil is keeping the Yanks?")
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To: zarf

"Yes, it DOES say Commander-in-Chief on my uniform!"


7 posted on 04/11/2007 11:47:08 AM PDT by JohnnyZ ("I respect and will protect a woman's right to choose" -- Mitt Romney, April 2002)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
Looks like a good choice, except I'll bet he's for gun control.

He is, and an environmentalist, but he's also been very respectful and very generous to the military.

8 posted on 04/11/2007 11:49:40 AM PDT by The Blitherer ("What the devil is keeping the Yanks?")
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
"That's Hilarious!"



9 posted on 04/11/2007 11:50:09 AM PDT by TheKidster (you can only trust government to grow, consolidate power and infringe upon your liberties.)
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To: Artemis Webb

I thought his show was quite stupid - took one episode to convince me never to watch again.


10 posted on 04/11/2007 11:51:42 AM PDT by lesko
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

I’d rather vote for Major General Jack O’Neill, personally . . . he’d definitely have “views” on illegal alien immigration, always an interesting topic here on FR.


11 posted on 04/11/2007 11:52:00 AM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

mcguyver is anti gun.


12 posted on 04/11/2007 11:55:58 AM PDT by flashbunny (<--- Free Anti-Rino graphics! See Rudy the Rino get exposed as a liberal with his own words!)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

Based on American history, he would be emminantly qualified to be in office. I mean, look at a similar situation...Bill Clinton wasn’t a real President, but he played one on TV!


13 posted on 04/11/2007 11:58:31 AM PDT by 50sDad (Cultural Diversity means never having to say "I don't fit in.")
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To: 50sDad

Rod Serling would be a better fit for our times if he were only a little less dead.


14 posted on 04/11/2007 12:00:20 PM PDT by null and void (To Marines, male bonding happens in Boot Camp, to Democrats, it happens at a Gay Pride parade...)
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To: filbert
Isn't it time we put the Tanctonese in their place? Lousy slags!

Ha! If I'm in the forest and I use a racial slang against a fictional people, and none of them are in existance to hear me, do I make a slur? (Talk about Meta-Humor!)

15 posted on 04/11/2007 12:09:26 PM PDT by 50sDad (Cultural Diversity means never having to say "I don't fit in.")
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

I’m already voting for Chuck Norris.


16 posted on 04/11/2007 12:13:03 PM PDT by SIDENET (Now selling carbon offsets. Get some today!)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
I prefer Jack Bauer. After all, he is his own country, and his first international target is the ChiComs.
17 posted on 04/11/2007 12:15:00 PM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe.)
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To: filbert

General Jack O’Neill would kick MacGyvers butt.


18 posted on 04/11/2007 12:15:28 PM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0 (A day in the country is better than a week in town.)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?
http://www.cthulhu.org/

Q) What solution does your candidate have for the problem of massive overspending by the government on the poor and elderly. Does he have a way to free up this money for other important projects, like going to mars or building big guns.

A) The Great Cthulhu’s solution to massive overspending by the government on the weak, will be to go right to the heart of the problem, by destroying the elderly, poor, and clinically insane. It does not need a big gun, and Mars will be eaten immediately following Earth’s demise.


19 posted on 04/19/2007 9:29:58 AM PDT by Valin (History takes time. It is not an instant thing.)
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To: The Blitherer

Yep, MacGyver’s an old school Democrat.


20 posted on 04/19/2007 9:32:37 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Ben Franklin, we tried but we couldn't keep it.)
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