Posted on 04/10/2007 12:24:46 AM PDT by RunningWolf
Around 1980 my Dad showed me a book someone gave him as a crank gift, its title was 'Everything I know about Women' and every page was blank.
I had to laugh because it was so true for me also. I know nothing about 'them' although a few have come into the sphere of my life here and there during my journey into the unknown.
My POV is from the place of a 52 never married bach.
The torment I suffered at the hands of Women is way to intiimate for this forum, but for some reason I still love them (as I kneel down at my mothers grave when she died so young at 42 from cancer)
Well I think it is no guess those are a whole lot nicer than a UH-1H.
But I would take a UH-1H over the hills of Ft. Hood in the absolute worst nighttime weather conditions before I would take a UH-60 over the deserts of Iraq.
Salute!
/just kidding!/
oh no you are not :-)
Well, he does sound like a good man and a cool guy, but, yes, I am kidding :)
I know this sounds horrid but I’ve had more than one man tell me (a woman) that if we didn’t have our vajayjays they’d have to kill us. I kind of believe this!
Agree?
J.
What is vajayjays?
How do you know me so well? ...and we just met :)
(but...because he is a married man, when said to him, I am just kidding...)
Female genitalia.
Those don’t mean ‘nuttin to me without the woman around them, and when I want them I want ‘that woman’ around them.
Wolf is most likely a horny dog on the level of BJC, but that is the ultimate insult. As soon the most glamorous movie starlet ever said I was only interested in ‘her parts’, for me the mirage would vanish like it was never there.
I admit that I picked on you, tweaking you just a little to see if you’d lose your temper... Sorry, but I just couldn’t help myself. ;-)
Thank you for your calm and patient response.
But that is not to say that the vajayjays should be disregarded, and go without intense tender loving attention!
LOL That is the most succinct and accurate explanation of women I have ever heard. It must have cost you dearly to learn that.
*laugh* No worries luv. Having dealt with more than one bratty waitress or cheeky checker at the market, I actually find the occasional snottiness quite humorous. Be warned though; I have been known to bite back! *snicker*
You know that your husband would die for you I can tell.
I am going biblical on you now.
These often misinterpreted verses tell what Marriage should be.
Ephesians 5
Wives and Husbands 22Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. 25Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her 26to make her holy, cleansing[b] her by the washing with water through the word, 27and to present her to himself as a radiant church, without stain or wrinkle or any other blemish, but holy and blameless. 28In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. 29After all, no one ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cares for it, just as Christ does the church— 30for we are members of his body. 31"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh."[c] 32This is a profound mystery—but I am talking about Christ and the church. 33However, each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.
True, but if you can find a way it is SO lovely to simply look out your window and take in the scenery. And all the fresh air just outside the door as well makes even the trip for groceries quite pleasant.
When I can't sleep or I want to empty my head, I recite, "Whan that April, with it's shore soote, the draught of March hath pierced to the rootes..." (Sorry, I can't spell in Middle English--heck! I can't spell in Modern English!)
A wise old Italian man once explained to me, “Women are there to be loved...not understood.” The older I get the more I think he was on to something.
We just want bonbons and grandbabies.
:-)
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