I'm a hillary. I'm a Rudy. 'Tech Support' ('I'm a PC. I'm a Mac.' ad mashup)

Apple ^ | 3.16.07 | Mia T

[Mia T]

I'm a hillary. I'm a Rudy.
'Tech Support'
('I'm a PC. I'm a Mac.' ad mashup)

y 'I'm a PC. I'm a Mac.' ad mashup series capitalizes on missus clinton's 'online chats' and other scripted hillary banalities and absurdities.

COPYRIGHT MIA T 2007

[George W. Bush]

See, I always felt they were reversed: the PC guys is a conservative, the Mac guy is a liberal. ;-) I still like the commercials though.

Actually, they're reversed in real life.

The 'PC guy' has owned and used Macs since they first came out in the mid-Eighties. The 'Mac guy' has only used Macs for about a year, since he started with the commercials apparently.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[Mia T]

Actually, they're reversed in real life.

Interesting. Do you have a link

[Mia T]

luv it. ;)

Not sure Deep Newt vs. Shallow Hillary would play out as planned, tho, given Newt's feckless method of clinton-confrontation-by-curtseying. (Newt repeatedly and reflexively submits to the clintons when he is supposed to confront them, witness his current resuscitation of Shallow (and Inept) Hillary's moribund health-care credibility.)

What I think would happen, rather, is this: Deep Newt lays out the conundrum of conundrums sure to confound Shallow Hillary, but before Shallow Hillary can say, "You know, I don't think that's in the script. Is it Harry?" Deep Newt starts spouting the answer for her, (interspersing it, of course, with frequent and ignoble genuflection).

[OKSooner]

Five stars from me, Mia. We'll need to see more of these.

I'm sure we WON'T be seeing a mashup of the beast and the pretty silver-haired lady in the Cialis commercial...

[Mia T]

;) and thanx for the stars, OK.

[Wolverine]

bump

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Nice work as always Mia, but it was way too early in the day to view that, LOL! :)

'Modern Technology' made The Beast almost look human! Think she'd settle for a mock-up of herself in the Disney President's Hall of Fame and then just leave us alone? ;)

[angkor]

I always like the PC guy and feel bad for him, and hate the smug Mac guy.

Let me raise your media consciousness.

The "PC Guy" is a regular "correspondent" on John Stewart's awful "Daily Show".

Bleecchhh.

[Mia T]

Modern Technology' made The Beast almost look human!--Diana in Wisconsin

Oops. Calls for a reprise of this, then.

HILLARY!
Can a chintzed-and-powdered villain win the White House?
LEADING INDICATORS SAY 'NO'
MISSUS CLINTON'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PROBLEM - PART FIVE
CLINTON-GEFFEN IMBROGLIO-PART SIX
by Mia T, 3.01.07

ven the most casual observer of the American political scene would agree: It's a tossup as to whose stage presence, hillary clinton's or Al Gore's, is the more ridiculous.

But as opposed to hillary-on-stage, Al thereon has a saving grace: He doesn't try to appear human. To the contrary, Al Gore embraces his humanoid essence. (In fairness to missus clinton, 'inhuman' is a measurably less salable descriptor than 'humanoid.')

To better understand why this is such an advantage for Mr. Gore, simply consider missus clinton's recent 'conversation' (with herself).

It was risible. Unintentional theater of the absurd: A chintzed-and-powdered villain, a soulless, angry, arrogant scold, oozing cloying, saccharine-coated evil, pulsating to the metronomic swing of stubby appendages--claws too short to grab its prey.

(Gesticulation is a dud's only sign of life... and then only if she has a speech coach to prod her.)


The performance was nothing if not humiliating: A direct measure of hillary clinton's hunger for power. Which reminds me... enough of that red Klingon power jacket already.

The fatal problem with the clinton machine's extravagant, fanciful and elaborate construction is not the absurdity, however. It is the architectonics.

A precarious 20th-century conceit, the hillary! construct totters on a crumbling foundation of clinton lies, abuses and betrayals.

It should have been no surprise that David Geffen's comments to Maureen Dowd would so easily topple it.

But to the average clinton lackey, it apparently was.

A barrage of polls are shooting down the endless post-Geffen-imbroglio clinton-agitprop chatter that had called hillary clinton and her machine the hands-down winner.

According to the latest Zogby Poll, Barack Obama is gaining fast on missus clinton. The Quinnipiac University Poll released today reports that Giuliani has widened his lead over missus clinton in New Jersey (50-41).

But it is this week's Keystone Poll that foreshadows the final outcome. Rudy demolishes clinton in blue Pe-Ay (53-37). But more significantly, hillary clinton's favorable/unfavorable rating is a dismal 32/46. (The other candidates have net positive favorable ratings.)

We have argued elsewhere that the only way missus clinton can win elections is to run virtually unopposed, and then only if she remains immobil, hidden, mute, a prisoner of her own ineptitude, repulsiveness and criminality.

But of the three, it is missus clinton's repulsiveness--her ugliness--that will do her in.

The voters routinely ignore ineptitude, forgive criminality, but they never abide ugliness. Never.

 

The clintons, as is their wont, are now taking this proxy scheme to even more outrageous extremes.

The latest: an actual hillary clinton proxy presidency, populated on both sides of the camera by assorted rodham and clinton ex-staffers, sycophants and should-be felons, witness the latest hire.

'Commander-in-Chief,' a show that sets out to crown a 'queen,' instead exposes the kitschy simplemindedness of Hollywood fantasy and the special sway and shortsightedness of the pathologic ego.

Mia T, 10.27.05
THE DANGER OF RUNNING VICARIOUSLY
Bill O'Reilly chews up and spits out the hillary clinton candidacy
(clip included)

Running vicariously, as we have argued, has its risks.

What was supposed to be Hollywood propaganda to make a hillary presidency marginally palatable has instead become a parable about missus clinton's own dystopian future.

ABC announced the other day that it is pulling "Commander-in-Chief" off the air "until spring." Missus clinton's proxy presidency, you see, has been in a ratings free fall ever since "American Idol" took it on.

In a perverse life-mirrors-art moment, support for the real-life missus clinton's presidency has plummeted, too. This even sans Rudy, her real-life "American Idol" opponent.

'Ars artia gratis.' Please!

Samuel Goldwyn must be turning over in his grave....

'HIATUS' FOR HILLARY?
by Mia T, 02.02.06

THE CLINTON-GEFFEN IMBROGLIO: THE SERIES

• HILLARY! Can a chintzed-and-powdered villain win the White House?
  LEADING INDICATORS SAY 'NO'
  MISSUS CLINTON'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PROBLEM - PART SIX
  CLINTON-GEFFEN IMBROGLIO-PART SIX
  
  
• HILLARY MEANS 'GANGSTER POLITICS, DUAL MONARCHY
  AND THE MORAL CONSISTENCY OF A DOORKNOB'
  CLINTON-GEFFEN IMBROGLIO-PART FIVE
  
  
• AL GORE, THE OSCAR, THE NOBEL, THE CLINTONS + DAVID GEFFEN
  CLINTON-GEFFEN IMBROGLIO-PART FOUR
  
  
• HEAR DENNIS MILLER: WHY GEFFEN DUMPED HILLARY,
  WHY CLINTON 'DOES NOT WANT TO LOCK HORNS WITH DAVID GEFFEN'
  CLINTON-GEFFEN IMBROGLIO-PART THREE (video and transcript)
  
  
• CLINTON vs. GORE + GEFFEN: POST-OSCAR ANALYSIS
  (HAS HOLLYWOOD DUMPED HILLARY?)
  CLINTON-GEFFEN IMBROGLIO-PART TWO
  
  
• WHY THE GEFFEN IMBROGLIO SIGNALS CLINTON'S END
  'HILLARY'S STRATEGY--NOBODY GETS TO CRITICIZE HER' -- CHRIS MATTHEWS
  with a WARNING FOR DAVID GEFFEN
  CLINTON-GEFFEN IMBROGLIO-PART ONE
  

[Mia T]

You're onto something. Will post more later.... ;)

[pinz-n-needlez]

Oh goody! :-D

[George W. Bush]

http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/09/justinjohn.png

Yes, for 'PC' anyway.

John Hodgman: PC Guy from Apple Ads Way Smarter Than Mac Guy

You wouldn't guess he works for the New York Times Magazine, NPR, and the Comedy Channel, would you?

As for Justin Long ('Mac'), there are two stories. One is that he went on Leno and said something like "I really do not know the difference between Mac and PC... They are all the same to me... I am just an actor...". The other one is that he got a Mac about the time he started the commercials and had used only Windows before and that only rarely. He's not a nerd type like Hodgman.

You might enjoy the unreleased Mac/PC commercial. Obviously, way too vicious to play on TV.

[George W. Bush]

http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/09/justinjohn.png

[itsahoot]

the PC guys is a conservative, the Mac guy is a liberal.

The Mac people in general are Flaming liberals, notable exceptions would be Rush, and me :)

[jjm2111]

utterly bizarre. I won't be voting for Rudy, that's for sure.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

You are simply amazing. :)

[EternalVigilance]

utterly bizarre. I won't be voting for Rudy, that's for sure.

Agree on both counts.