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Mark Steyn: How Gore's massive energy consumption saves the world
Chicago Sun-Times ^
| March 4, 2007
| Mark Steyn
Posted on 03/04/2007 4:54:02 AM PST by Tom D.
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Tipper can watch Al give a speech on a widescreen plasma TV, where Al looks almost as wide as in life. . . Steyn is quite amusing this morning.
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posted on
03/04/2007 4:54:03 AM PST
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Tom D.
To: Tom D.; Pokey78
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posted on
03/04/2007 4:55:24 AM PST
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Molly Pitcher
(We are Americans...the sons and daughters of liberty...*.from FReeper the Real fifi*))
To: Molly Pitcher; kstewskis; Victoria Delsoul; Nancee; Mia T; lysie; Peach; Carolinamom; ...
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posted on
03/04/2007 5:02:03 AM PST
by
Northern Yankee
(Freedom Needs A Soldier)
To: Tom D.
LOL! Brilliant Steyn. Allah (Convenient Opinion, He Played on Our Fears) Gore, the latest profit.
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03/04/2007 5:02:25 AM PST
by
PGalt
To: Molly Pitcher
I sure want the FTC and attorneys general fo shut down this carbon offset nonsense. Put Gore in jail with the other clintonistas.
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03/04/2007 5:04:15 AM PST
by
ClaireSolt
(Have you have gotten mixed up in a mish-masher?)
To: Northern Yankee
He has a carbon-offset trader in an environmentally friendly carbon-credits office suite who buys "carbon offsets" for Al from, say, a terrorist mastermind in a cave in the Pakistani tribal lands who's dramatically reduced his energy usage mainly because every time he powers up his cell phone or laptop a light goes on in Washington and an unmanned drone starts heading his way. ROFL.
And how do you like the fact that Al is buying those carbon credits and paying his own company? We should all share this with our e-mail list friends and make sure everyone understands -- we're being scammed. Big time.
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posted on
03/04/2007 5:06:13 AM PST
by
Peach
(The Clintons' pardoned more terrorists than they captured or killed.)
To: Tom D.
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posted on
03/04/2007 5:06:49 AM PST
by
patton
(Sanctimony frequently reaps its own reward.)
To: Tom D.
When I first glanced at the headline, I was expecting a barf alert, but then I saw it was by Mark Steyn. Brilliant, as usual.
To: Tom D.
Next thing you know, the liberals will be selling "murder offsets." Jack will murder Jill and buy a murder offset so that Jan will refrain from murdering Dan. Thus we have net zero murder.
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posted on
03/04/2007 5:12:20 AM PST
by
djpg
To: Tom D.
Hilarious article! And OH SO TRUE.
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posted on
03/04/2007 5:13:15 AM PST
by
silverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
To: Tom D.
What's he doing in there? Clamping Tipper to the electrodes and zapping her across the rec room every night? LOL!!
To: Tom D.
if this is the ecological Holocaust, Gore's pad is Auschwitz Ouch!
To: Tom D.
"So Al can buy his carbon offsets from himself. Better yet, he can buy them with the money he gets from his long-time relationship with Occidental Petroleum. See how easy it is to be carbon-neutral? All you have do is own a gazillion stocks in Big Oil, start an eco-stockbroking firm to make eco-friendly investments, use a small portion of your oil company's profits to buy some tax-deductible carbon offsets from your own investment firm, and you too can save the planet while making money and leaving a carbon footprint roughly the size of Godzilla's at the start of the movie when they're all standing around in the little toe wondering what the strange depression in the landscape is."
This freak has no shame.
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03/04/2007 5:20:50 AM PST
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ryan71
(You can hear it on the coconut telegraph...)
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To: Tom D.
This is possibly the biggest scam I've ever heard of. The Clintons are not half as smart as this guy.
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posted on
03/04/2007 5:22:50 AM PST
by
ryan71
(You can hear it on the coconut telegraph...)
To: Tom D.
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Steyn is the best.
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posted on
03/04/2007 5:25:41 AM PST
by
speedy
To: mainepatsfan
I'm going to start asking all my liberal green friends if they have purchased their carbon offsets..when they say "what", I will say seriously that I will email them info..then send them this.
I already have them buying stock in wacho ideas..they love loosing money.
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posted on
03/04/2007 5:26:29 AM PST
by
Oldexpat
To: Tom D.
I feel like having a Guinness...Brilliant!
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posted on
03/04/2007 5:28:34 AM PST
by
highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
To: Tom D.
To: Tom D.
"So even the stars' offsets are offset. No wonder that, when they're off the set, they all do the offset."
LOL. Brilliant.
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