Next thing you know, the liberals will be selling "murder offsets." Jack will murder Jill and buy a murder offset so that Jan will refrain from murdering Dan. Thus we have net zero murder.
"Next thing you know, the liberals will be selling "murder offsets."
If they do, good ol' Teddy Kennedy will be first in line demanding a retro for MaryJo.
Or how about the speeding offset? "Well Officer, yes, I was going 30 miles an hour over the limit, but those two cars over there were both going 15 mph under" ....
Makes perfect sense to me.
That explains the checks I've been getting from Ted Kennedy.