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Al Gore Calls New York Snowstorm a Cruel Hoax -
Bongo News ^ | February 14, 2007

Posted on 02/20/2007 10:25:45 AM PST by UnklGene

Al Gore Calls New York Snowstorm a Cruel Hoax -

OSWEGO, New York — "I saw Bush operatives in the clouds with a snowmaking machine."

These were the words of Virtual President Al Gore completing his term as leader of exploited carbon dioxide molecules.

"It seemed quite coincidental that the same characters who worked on hanging chads and Katherine Harris bank deposits were flying around in Blackhawks working the same airborne machines they used in the Swiss Alps when they had a particularly warm winter in the 60's and needed some white stuff pronto on the slopes," noted the Global Warming Prophet.

"Tipper and I were up Syracuse organizing a mental health lecture for psychotics who refuse to wear winter bathing suits when the gusts of cold air inexplicably masked the heat wave," continued the Walking Warming Wikipedia. "Next thing you know there's a massive stormstorm and I could swear Tipper and I saw Scooter Libby and Cheney handcuffing Patrick Fitzgerald to a flying snowmaker and churning out acres full of the stuff over Oswego. Jeb Bush was up there too yelling for somebody named Frosty while reciting Christmas carols with public school children and crossing himself."

"It's 2000 all over again," added Tipper, carefully administering a shot of long acting Prolixin to the right arm of her agitated husband.

"That's right," concluded the former non-Monica-banging Vice President, hiding in summerwear under a glacier in Central New York. "I told Prince before the Super Bowl to start a party like it was 1999. I guess he was off by a year".


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To: UnklGene
Ah, Gore. Comic relief. Love it. Meanwhile, here in Detroit, our Free Press blew out page 1 yesterday because one dozen people were trained to hit the streets with Al Gore's slide show. Yes -- a dozen! Double digits, baby. The kind of number that blows you away. /s

Lede: A dozen Michiganders are helping Al Gore carry the message of his movie "Inconvenient Truth," preaching the gospel of global warming with his slides and their words. Main story, 1A. Can't make this stuff up.

The average temp in Detroit this month has been something like 8.

21 posted on 02/20/2007 11:29:10 AM PST by jr48154
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To: jr48154
...guys, guys, guys...this is another version of Scrappleface. And if you needed to be told that...
22 posted on 02/20/2007 11:32:15 AM PST by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: Young Werther
Brilliant names!

They could even be ready to roll without much electricity.


23 posted on 02/20/2007 11:39:48 AM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
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To: potlatch
It's good to you see you!   (((HUGS!!!)))
24 posted on 02/20/2007 11:42:46 AM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
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To: Lady Jag
Hugs to you LJ, hope all is well with you.


25 posted on 02/20/2007 11:46:22 AM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: OCCASparky
Oh -- you mean it's not real?

Geeze, I'll tell you... some days it's really hard to discern news from satire. Especially with Gore, God bless (help) him.

26 posted on 02/20/2007 11:47:03 AM PST by jr48154
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To: Lady Jag

Love yer graffic!


27 posted on 02/20/2007 11:47:27 AM PST by Young Werther
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To: UnklGene

This looks like the the Death Star scene from Star Wars.
28 posted on 02/20/2007 11:48:37 AM PST by rabidralph
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To: marblehead17

ping


29 posted on 02/20/2007 11:50:09 AM PST by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: UnklGene
Only the first sip, the first taste, of the bitter cup that is to be proffered unto us by Global Warming Climate Change.
30 posted on 02/20/2007 11:53:00 AM PST by ichabod1 ("Liberals read Karl Marx. Conservatives UNDERSTAND Karl Marx." Ronald Reagan)
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To: potlatch
Every day is a blessing. How's by you?


31 posted on 02/20/2007 12:00:06 PM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
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To: Lady Jag

I'm still 'here', lol! Take care!


32 posted on 02/20/2007 12:04:18 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: UnklGene

AlGore is a cruel hoax on independent thinking people everywhere.


33 posted on 02/20/2007 12:17:01 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: rabidralph

I've seen winters like that.

Buffalo and the blizzard of '77.

Back around '70 or '71, up in New Hampshire.

'Course, back then, complaining wasn't the big thing (oh, I mean if you had to shovel, yeah, you complained). People just handled it and did the things they had to do.

Really!

CA....


34 posted on 02/20/2007 12:28:05 PM PST by Chances Are (Whew! It seems I've once again found that silly grin!)
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To: potlatch; Lady Jag





35 posted on 02/20/2007 12:33:16 PM PST by devolve ( ........upload images free & fast at tinypic.com or Photobucket or Imagecave)
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To: devolve; potlatch
They blew it again.



36 posted on 02/20/2007 12:52:14 PM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
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37 posted on 02/20/2007 1:44:50 PM PST by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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To: Lady Jag; devolve
It's not safe anywhere, Gorbal warming is HERE!!


38 posted on 02/20/2007 2:47:41 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: PhilDragoo; devolve; ntnychik

The man is a 'goon', 'loon', 'toon'!!


39 posted on 02/20/2007 2:50:23 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: potlatch

If he doesn't watch his inflation he'll have a stroke soon--perhaps by June.


40 posted on 02/20/2007 2:54:33 PM PST by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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