Posted on 02/20/2007 10:25:45 AM PST by UnklGene
Al Gore Calls New York Snowstorm a Cruel Hoax -
OSWEGO, New York — "I saw Bush operatives in the clouds with a snowmaking machine."
These were the words of Virtual President Al Gore completing his term as leader of exploited carbon dioxide molecules.
"It seemed quite coincidental that the same characters who worked on hanging chads and Katherine Harris bank deposits were flying around in Blackhawks working the same airborne machines they used in the Swiss Alps when they had a particularly warm winter in the 60's and needed some white stuff pronto on the slopes," noted the Global Warming Prophet.
"Tipper and I were up Syracuse organizing a mental health lecture for psychotics who refuse to wear winter bathing suits when the gusts of cold air inexplicably masked the heat wave," continued the Walking Warming Wikipedia. "Next thing you know there's a massive stormstorm and I could swear Tipper and I saw Scooter Libby and Cheney handcuffing Patrick Fitzgerald to a flying snowmaker and churning out acres full of the stuff over Oswego. Jeb Bush was up there too yelling for somebody named Frosty while reciting Christmas carols with public school children and crossing himself."
"It's 2000 all over again," added Tipper, carefully administering a shot of long acting Prolixin to the right arm of her agitated husband.
"That's right," concluded the former non-Monica-banging Vice President, hiding in summerwear under a glacier in Central New York. "I told Prince before the Super Bowl to start a party like it was 1999. I guess he was off by a year".
Good one! :-)
Goofy Al just can't seem to get his timing down. I think a couple of years ago he was all puffed up to give a speech on global warming and it was the coldest day on record!
Halliburton Hurricane Generator to Halliburton Blizzard Generator!
Where-ever there are liberals, Dick will get 'em!
In 2000 he tried to go rafting in NH during a drought.
Al Gore has lost it.....He's more concerned about
this stuff than a normal advocate of his theory and
it is having an effect on his psyche...look at his eyes
and his intensity....goofy, I tell you...JK
Someone should inform Al that its called winter.
Off his meds is what I say...
I remember5 when Algore came to Boston for a Global Warming speech at the State House. It was the day that the total snowfall exceeded the height of Major the Polar Bear at the Stoneham Zoo. Major was nine feet tall.
"Rove, you Meteorological Bastard!"
I hope they're okay.
I guess that ice cream should be named Bush & Cheney and titled Rocky Rove or Patton Pistachio!
ROFL! Gore's punishment for his insane lies on global warming should be to be banished to Oswego, NY, every winter for the rest of his life.
Hi Lady! I've been missing you!
It's all the tea he drinks causing him to pee out too many memory cells. :-)
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