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Surprising discovery? Whare have these people been all their lives?
HaaZaa
Ping to the Swedish Ping List.I've noticed girls are lumpier for some reason.
Does this mean that I can keep standing up when I go to the restroom?
Still no cure for cancer.
ORLY????? What great minds thought that one up?
r/jane
ROFL!!!!! How do these people keep a straight face?
"With one if these, I can get as many of those as I want!"
Now watch the various strains of Marxists around the world try to legislate the enactment of scientific applications to "fix" this genetic difference between human males and females, in the embryo, because G-d (Marx) forbid there be any "unequality" in any aspect of human existence. /sarc
Seems like they're telling us that they are different until they become adults, and then they are the same.
No wonder the birth rate in Sweden is declining.
Boys and Girls are different--what planet did these researchers come from?
What planet did these researchers come from?
I have long suspected differences between boys and girls . . .
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . .... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Roger F Gay .............made me wonder at first.
http://www.newswithviews.com/your_govt/your_government25.htm
Boys have a penis girls have a vagina
