[governsleastgovernsbest]

Bad-boy-Bill ping to Today show list.

[bmwcyle]

He just can't help himself.

[stevem]

Memo To: Chris Matthews

From: A Non-admirer

Re: Manhood

Stop drooling when the name "Hillary" is used in a sentence. It's unbecoming. It's embarrassing even to a non-admirer.

Grow up! It's time.

A Non-admirer.

[spectre]

Attention Chris!...your ratings might soar again! :)

sw

[tina07]

this fits on this thread...

had to share this, a friend sent it to me...

Subject: to those of you with a sense of humor


Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart alec student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
professor gave him an A+ for this report:



Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullsh*t artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.


Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
C linton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.


Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica..... let's not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing

[PGalt]

While Hillary is grabbing some headlines, Bill will be content with grabbing some head.

[bert]

Shrillary with no script is her own worst enemy. She will do herself in.

By April 2008, the list of on camera gaffes will be a full length feature.

[Malesherbes]

Mark Finkelstein provides a great public service by subjecting himself to stuff the rest of us can't stand to watch and then reporting the gist of it.

[Candor7]

"Ok Hillary, I will make sure that all of my trysts are sub rosa!"

"I will make the space under my office desk a lot larger so that my friends can be hidden without their being visable."

"I have to keep my mojo workin' Hillary, so that I can fund raise for ya'all."

[All we have to do is put a lot of pressure on BJ, rack up his schedule, and make him travel a lot,and have agents in observation, sooner or later his sexual addiction will come out, as he surveys the nations campaign cuties. He WILL break! CHECKMATE.]

[boomop1]

It has to be pretty bad when Chris the chump has to scold the ex sleaze bag in chief.

[Dahoser]

Are you kidding? Every time she gets to play victim is a plus for her. She needs Billdo to humiliate her in the worst way like showing up at the Chris Hansen trap house on Dateline's To Catch a Predator. That'll swing Wyoming and Idaho for her.

[maryz]

I have the impression that rumors are always arising about Bill's new girlfriend(s) . . . they don't much go anywhere, given the MSM's tendency to protect him, but it sure doesn's sound as if he's behaving himself. Unless "behaving himself" means "don't make the headlines!" ;-)

[airborne]

Not gonna happen, Crissy!

Once a sexual predator, always a sexual predator!

[razorback-bert]

I picked up this book on early campaigns and read that in the late fifties the repbulicians conducted a poll about extra martial affairs affecting votes and found it would have no effect. Did they run this poll for one their own or JFK? The book implied it was for one of their own.

Who?

[Princip. Conservative]

Nobody except Bill Clinton . . .

[Brilliant]

Bill to Matthews:

"Now you listen to me! I never had sex with that woman. I made her what she is, and I can bring her down just as easy."

[popdonnelly]

Who is Bill's paramour at the present time?

[freedombird]

[Gritty]

[hgro]

Reining in BJ Clinton is like trying to stop a dog from barking.