Hillary's Closet

1/30/07 | Me

[Reaganesque]

I was listening to the Sean Hannity show today and he said that Hillary Clinton, in an effort to show us her "softer" side, said she likes to "organize her closet". This raises some interesting questions.

Question 1: Would this be the same closet where she found those Whitewater billing records? And if so, how good could she possibly be at this "organizing" thing?

Question 2: Don't you have to have a special permit or something to handle so many skeletons?

Question 3: How long before Bill ends up in there?

[Reaganesque]

The questions go on and on. What do you think she's "organizing" in her closet?

[digger48]

She should know what's in there, she's been in the closet for years now.

[digger48]

[Miss Didi]

Control freak. I love to organize closets, too. I'm a born organizer and control freak. Yikes, I have something in common with the Pantsuit, including a black pantsuit. Double yikes.

[LisaMalia]

This reminds me of an old Dick Van Dyke (pun intended) show when he opened a closet and a thousands of nuts fell out.

[PistolPaknMama]

Good lawdy. I don't know a woman alive who doesn't like to organize their closet. That DOES NOT mean, however, that the closet is organized. It only means they are constantly organizing it. This means absolutely nothing where the First Wench is concerned.

Your points were excellent, btw!!

[psjones]

The question is, what is there to organize when most of your outfits are black pantsuits. Must take a lot of time for her to organize her black pantsuits, lol. And where does she get the time when she's got a full time job and travelling around, raising money, and a husband to monitor. Sounds like a load of BS from hillary. Remember, This is the woman who once said in derogatory terms that she supposes she could have stayed home and baked cookies.

[pinz-n-needlez]

Have you ever noticed that Hillary doesn't have a private life? She doesn't read mysteries, she doesn't knit, she doesn't garden or play bridge, she doesn't do volunteer work, or collect ceramic elephants.

What on earth does she do except plot and scheme to take over the world and enslave each and every one of us????

[Reaganesque]

I loved that episode!

[GoldCountryRedneck]

I have something in common with the Pantsuit, including a black pantsuit.

Ok, lady, step outta da' pantsuit!

pics optional.... :)

[WireAndWood]

[joem15]

Maybe a Blue Dress with definable spots and stains that needs a good washing.

[Miss Didi]

Well, Pinz, if you had watched her on-line chats you would have learned that she does indeed enjoy gardening, hiking and swimming.

Well, considering she spends 4 days/year in Chappaqua, her garden must be full of weeds and beetles by now. And then I don't really see her trekking up a mountain or doing morning laps, do you?

[jdm]

I think he got part of this from Dick Morris last night. Morris was on Hannity & Colmes and made some jokes about it.

[pinz-n-needlez]

Chappaqua is conducive to those activities for what? 4 months of the year???

Leaves her the other 8 to plot. And she spends the best 2 weeks sponging off rich friends at their houses.

Glad I missed her chats, I scare easily. LOL

[IamConservative]

What do you think she's "organizing" in her closet?

Skeletons no doubt..

[VA40]

Did you mean to say that out loud?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

"What do you think she's 'organizing' in her closet?"

Oh, that's easy. First her 'Coronation,' then on to World Domination! *SMIRK*

[nickcarraway]

She's a big Yankees fan.

[Miss Didi]

Forgive the delay, I was burning my pantsuit. Well, as another FReeper did point out, most women love to organize their closests. Sorta like men getting their tools or fishing tackle boxes in order.