Posted on 01/07/2007 11:55:54 PM PST by HAL9000
"A coat of paint... some petunias in planters... maybe a water feature..."
Er, it's already got a rather loud water feature. On the site I listed there's a video taken from one of the legs of the Isle.
http://www.xtrasi.co.uk/index.asp?show=sealandvideos
It's rather peaceful listening to the roar of the North Sea.
A speedboat will get you to the nearest Tesco's in about 15-20 minutes.
Some clowns are making a movie about how Paddy Bates managed to steal this facility from the UK taxpayers. His son is hoping to cash in on the anticipated notoriety.
LOL! A picture is worth a thousand words. Libertarians have been kicking around Sealand as a libertarian paradise for years. It somehow seems very fitting.
But's it's really just a loony in a rusty shack.
The thing to do would be to declare war on a small country, and sign an alliance agreement with the USA, and get them to give you a navy, and all that. Get a couple billion (what the hell, it's only government money) in military aid from USA.
You have to be very careful with the 30mm manicotti rounds, i hear. The lasagna rounds just kind of go flat, though.
Sealand is not listed in the CIA World Factbook.
Squantos, this has got your name all over it. Perfect sea-side cottage/VWRC compound all in one.
They need to start a nuke program and remedy that!
Looks like an Islamic paradise waiting for its Mahdi.
Zimbabwe Dollars?
So, it's a conspiracy then.
Why it was brought to mind was that you could buy this island, join the UN, declare war on the U.S., then get funding via Foreign Aid (the extortion scheme used by all the third world banana republics today to get millions of U.S. dollars NOT to cause trouble!)
Not as rusty as the Maunsell forts further in the Thames estuary (My late uncle was a sergeant in the Royal Engineers and served on Shivering Sands Fort during the Second World War).
Pics here: - http://subterrain.org.uk/maunsell/part3.html
About a year ago I did a search for the world's smallest country & can no longer remember why, nor can I find the exact URL that I found. Sealand isn't the only one. The sad history of the Republic of Rose Island should be remembered.
http://www.angelfire.com/nv/micronations/selfproclaimed.html
Funny, I just bought some Ronzoni Manicotti, I'm not sure it was 30 mm., though, only because it was on sale.
The joke of course is that "shells" is a common pasta variety.
RATS! You can't wear your boots in bed in Sealand! The first invasion of civil rights in what once was a free country!
Apparently, idiot judges are universal.
The Brits should have put a torpedo in that wreck years ago, then arrested "Prince Roy" and charged him with treason. Or better yet, revoke his citizenship, and exile him, a man without a country.
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