[seanmerc]

This ought to be a fun thread! :-)

[Non-Sequitur]

Political strategist Dick Morris is so disgusted by the prospect of a Hillary Clinton presidency that he’s announced he’ll leave the country if she wins the Democratic nomination.

OK, so how many Hollyweird types announced that they were leaving if Bush won re-election? How many actually left? Morris will never leave because there isn't anywhere else in the world where he can ply his schtick on gullible cable networks for the kind of money he's making. Hookers that'll let him suck on their toes ain't free, ya know.

[AdvisorB]

Dick, you can't get away from her. If she can't have you dispossessed by the IRS, she'll put a voodoo spell on you. But cheer up Dick, it could be a lot worse, you could be one of the FOB's that have either committed "suicide," or been killed in some bizarre, strange way.

[Antoninus]

Wow, a reason to vote for Hillary???

[eyedigress]

Doesn't look like he's gonna toe the party line on this!

[beyond the sea]

Dick Morris: I'm leaving if Hillary Wins ---

Good, you useless jerk.

Take Baldwin with you. You can suck his toes.

[Boston Blackie]

Dick Morris: I'm leaving if Hillary Wins

I hope you leave....period.

[Red Badger]

He's afraid of strong women...........with nukes.........

[VRWCmember]

What is this? Some evil Rovesque plan to get hillary elected?

[TommyDale]

I seriously think that if Hillary Clinton won the 2008 election, Dick Morris would be in fear for his life. He probably thinks he would end up in Ft. Marcy Park, just like someone else did.

[Sword_Svalbardt]

She will come looking for him with the full power of the U.S. government. Like our government should be doing against the little traitors running around the aclu (American Communist Litigation Union) blocks.

[harrowup]

Dick Morris: I'm leaving if Hillary Wins

This will be the only time you will see me hoping that HRHindend Clinton wins.

[Deguello]

If she's re-releasing her book, then I need to reissue my old bumper sticker:

If Hillary Is The Answer, Then We Sure Asked A Stupid Question.

[CommerceComet]

A silver lining on an otherwise extremely dark cloud.

[jla]

He'll probably choose Trinidad and Toebago as his destination.

[mjp]

He's Jewish. He should go to Israel

[My2Cents]

My theory is that a deal's already been struck -- Hillary has promised the VP spot to B.O., and this current media lovefest with Osama Obama is engineered by the Hillary War Room to get the nation to fall in love with the guy. He will run in the primaries, but only to dilute the anti-Hillary vote, and he will never run hard enough to actually beat Hillary. It's all planned out.

[RetiredArmy]

If Hillary, Cary, Osama Obama wins, then I am joining the insurgency here.

[Continental Soldier]

Watching Hillary scramble for the nomination should be great fun!

[popdonnelly]

Morris just said that for dramatic effect. I'm still waiting for Alec Baldwin to leave, the bum.

[Stone Mountain]

Gee, it's almost worth it...