To: Constitution Day
2 posted on
12/14/2006 3:17:11 PM PST by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Incorrigible
We must develop fart bags for our cattle.
3 posted on
12/14/2006 3:58:48 PM PST by
Lexington Green
(Medical Marijuana - - When ''Compassionate Conservative'' is an oxymoron.)
To: Incorrigible; girlangler
"Every time a cow feels a small sense of relief, a polar bear goes through the ice."
Now thats funny, I don't care who you are.
4 posted on
12/14/2006 4:03:41 PM PST by
billhilly
To: Incorrigible
Millions of cows=bad. Millions of bison=good. Got it.
6 posted on
12/14/2006 4:06:21 PM PST by
LexBaird
(98% satisfaction guaranteed. There's just no pleasing some people.)
To: Incorrigible
I think this whole thing is just a back-door way to attack people who like eating beef. Start slaughtering cows with no replacement. Beef prices will drop at first, then rise astronomically. Turning everyone into a Vegan is the agenda behind the agenda.
7 posted on
12/14/2006 4:21:55 PM PST by
rbg81
(1)
To: Incorrigible
Or we'll all be up to our necks in melted glaciers, in which case we'll all ride cows to work. There is nothing that compares to comfy leather. We get to ride First Class, while the whacko's paddle a Naugahyde sofa.
To: Incorrigible; 70times7; admiralsn; Aeronaut; alwaysconservative; AnnaZ; Archangel86; bad company; ..
17 posted on
12/15/2006 5:06:19 AM PST by
Constitution Day
("Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." — Aldous Huxley)
To: Incorrigible
Hilarious.
That said, writing software to operate trains is pretty darn fun. The rest of his nice little dystopia sounds appropriately awful though.
Save the planet, eat a cow!
18 posted on
12/15/2006 5:17:10 AM PST by
JenB
To: Incorrigible; girlangler
21 posted on
12/15/2006 6:57:56 AM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: DaveLoneRanger; Slings and Arrows
Global Warming/Humor ping.
This is an interesting thought though; will this encourage more cow eating?
If so, will PETA start attacking the UN?
23 posted on
12/15/2006 8:17:37 AM PST by
Ultra Sonic 007
(LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEYMANS MY POKEYMANS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM)
To: Incorrigible
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting co..
MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
24 posted on
12/15/2006 8:24:13 AM PST by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: Incorrigible
This doesn't help, either.
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