"Every time a cow feels a small sense of relief, a polar bear goes through the ice."
Now thats funny, I don't care who you are.
Thanks for the ping billhilly, that has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
I bookmarked it to send to all my friends later, since I am preparing to leave for Reelfoot Sunday to enjoy one of those catastrophic event results that has had a good ending -- the best crappie fishing and duck hunting found anywhere.
Gosh, when did they recruit PETA members to serve on UN committees?