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New monument for Bill Clinton...please contribute

Posted on 12/11/2006 6:47:24 AM PST by Gopher Broke

Reach into your pocket and contribute. We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5 million for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you,

Bill Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

P.PS And another thing... Now let me get this straight Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

God Bless America


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: clinton; clintonmemorial; deathby1000vanities; impeached; liar; rat
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To: The Bat Lady

I thought memorials were for the dead? Did something happen that I've not heard? Maybe I'm just being hopeful>


61 posted on 12/11/2006 8:02:43 AM PST by princess leah
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To: Brian Sears

Ping


62 posted on 12/11/2006 8:10:45 AM PST by Brian Sears (Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a bannana)
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To: The Bat Lady

What agenda???


63 posted on 12/11/2006 8:13:31 AM PST by cousair
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To: Gopher Broke; Mia T; ExTexasRedhead
This one is just wonderful!!

I've had a merry time of it this morning with this thread!

Nancee

"Laughter doeth good like a medicine!"

:-)

64 posted on 12/11/2006 8:18:06 AM PST by Nancee
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To: Gopher Broke

Just dropped mine off...and I drank some Metamucil last night.


65 posted on 12/11/2006 8:28:27 AM PST by stbdside
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To: EagleUSA
"I have an old pair of hand cuffs -- put them on the statue ---"

Wouldn't we all love to see this miserable miscreant in handcuffs for real. Thanks for giving me a great mental picture!

Nancee

66 posted on 12/11/2006 8:31:43 AM PST by Nancee
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To: Gopher Broke

67 posted on 12/11/2006 8:34:54 AM PST by Gritty (From Clinton to Bush we have gone from open zippers to open borders - Norm Liebmann)
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To: bmwcyle
"It should be called "The Holocaust of Rape".

"Juanita Broaddrick's allegations move beyond sex between consenting adults, beyond criminal conduct, and into sickening and predatory behavior."

This is a February 24, 1999 Official Statement by The Independent Women's Forum. How come we can't get this guy???

Nancee

68 posted on 12/11/2006 8:43:12 AM PST by Nancee
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To: Nancee
a great segue, Nancee ;)

 
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.--New monument for Bill Clinton...please contribute




Did someone here say "schnorrer"?--2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

 


You may have noticed that these days the clintons never miss an opportunity, however oblique, to segue to their purportedly newly acquired wealth.
5

Pundits--most notably Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity--have attributed this compulsion to flash the cash to the intersection of nouveau riche and clinton déclassé. But perhaps it is something more....

Perhaps it is bait-and-switch money-laundering.

Perhaps it is cover for the clintons' countless nuncupative deals and unnumbered Swiss accounts.

Perhaps it is a way, at long last, for the clintons, inveterate schnorrers that they are, to live in a manner to which they've made themselves accustomed... and to do so this time on their own, albeit misbegotten, dime.

Mia T
ON ICE: WILLIAM JEFFERSON'S FREEZER vs. THE WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTONS' SWISS ACCOUNTS







BUBBA'S BIRTHDAY BASH A BUST?
HOW DID THE POST MISS THE STORY... OR DID THEY?

The clintons had better ease up on the outstretched palm bit.
At their age there is the very real danger of the joints locking up,
leaving them frozen in a state of perpetual beggary.
Oh wait a minute. They already are.


THE RUBES' GOLDBERG MACHINE
A STATE OF PERPETUAL CLINTON BEGGARY


 
by Mia T

 

 
The clintons:
Meshuga, tref, tsuris.
Shopworn shtick, schmaltz, tsimmes.
Ganef, schlemiel, schlimazel.
A crooked putz with a big schnozzle.
 
Nudnik, nebbish, tummler.
Two chachkas on Geraldo's mantle, two schnorrers.
Kibitzer, kvetch with chutzpah.
Yenta, spieler, two stuffed kishkas.

 


69 posted on 12/11/2006 8:51:57 AM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T

BUMP!!!


70 posted on 12/11/2006 8:54:53 AM PST by Nancee
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To: OldFriend

Put the monument on the southern most coast of Louisianna on a pontoon foundation.


71 posted on 12/11/2006 8:55:43 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (No to nitwit jesters with a predisposition of self importance and unqualified political opinions!)
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To: Gopher Broke; Nancee; All
P.PS And another thing... Now let me get this straight Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.--New monument for Bill Clinton...please contribute

"I DON'T RECALL"
(THE CLINTONS COMMIT PERJURY WITH IMPUNITY)


HILLARY DOES NOT RECALL, DOES NOT REMEMBER, HAS NO MEMORY, HAS NO RECOLLECTION, BUT DOES NOT BELIEVE SHE SAID IT BECAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IF SHE DID.


'REFUSAL TO LEVEL WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE'... IS HILLARY 'KNOWNOTHING VICTIM' CLINTON'S MIDDLE NAME


Sen. 'KnowNothing Victim' Clinton Holds News Conference
EFFECTIVELY PLEADS 5th BY INVOKING SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE


HILLARY REMEMBERS


hillary clinton is a "CONGENITAL LIAR"
("I am not a crook")


CLINTON 'CULTURE OF CORRUPTION'


HILLARY!?? WHAT IS THIS MORIBUND LOSER DOING IN THE POLITICAL ARENA, ANYWAY? (bill's bud explains)







72 posted on 12/11/2006 9:00:13 AM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Nancee

"How do you think of these kinds of responses so quickly?"




its in my signature ;-)


73 posted on 12/11/2006 9:00:46 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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To: sure_fine
I think the overall level of creativity here is ever so high. I am especially struck by the fact that so many posters have pretty much the same "instincts" regarding the Clintons!

Nancee

74 posted on 12/11/2006 9:04:43 AM PST by Nancee
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To: stbdside
"Just dropped mine off...and I drank some Metamucil last night."

LOL

:-)

75 posted on 12/11/2006 9:05:55 AM PST by Nancee
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To: Gopher Broke

I love inanity! Great piece, especially the 'couldn't remember anything under oath.' But you must realize that a democrat swearing to tell the truth while hand is raised or on a Bible is free to lie if it furthers the democrat agenda or the party.


76 posted on 12/11/2006 9:09:39 AM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: steve-b
"My idea of how best to contribute to a Bill Clinton monument involves reaching for my fly, not my pocket."

It's truly incredible how everyone is of the same mind on the Clintons!! I just can't get over it!

Nancee

77 posted on 12/11/2006 9:10:48 AM PST by Nancee
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To: The Bat Lady
"I would give if it was a statue of Monica in the blue dress."

Not a bad idea either!

Nancee

78 posted on 12/11/2006 9:12:56 AM PST by Nancee
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To: Gopher Broke

What's it going to be, a pair of lips wraped around a ***k?


79 posted on 12/11/2006 9:22:48 AM PST by chiefqc
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To: Gopher Broke; melancholy

BUMP!!!


80 posted on 12/11/2006 9:30:25 AM PST by Nancee
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