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- We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.--New monument for Bill Clinton...please contribute
Did someone here say "schnorrer"?--2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
You may have noticed that these days the clintons never miss an opportunity, however oblique, to segue to their purportedly newly acquired wealth. 5
Pundits--most notably Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity--have attributed this compulsion to flash the cash to the intersection of nouveau riche and clinton déclassé. But perhaps it is something more.... Perhaps it is bait-and-switch money-laundering. Perhaps it is cover for the clintons' countless nuncupative deals and unnumbered Swiss accounts.
- Perhaps it is a way, at long last, for the clintons, inveterate schnorrers that they are, to live in a manner to which they've made themselves accustomed... and to do so this time on their own, albeit misbegotten, dime.
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Mia T
ON ICE: WILLIAM JEFFERSON'S FREEZER vs. THE WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTONS' SWISS ACCOUNTS
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BUBBA'S BIRTHDAY BASH A BUST?
HOW DID THE POST MISS THE STORY... OR DID THEY?
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The clintons had better ease up on the outstretched palm bit.
At their age there is the very real danger of the joints locking up,
leaving them frozen in a state of perpetual beggary.
Oh wait a minute. They already are.
THE RUBES' GOLDBERG MACHINE
A STATE OF PERPETUAL CLINTON BEGGARY
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- The clintons:
- Meshuga, tref, tsuris.
- Shopworn shtick, schmaltz, tsimmes.
- Ganef, schlemiel, schlimazel.
- A crooked putz with a big schnozzle.
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- Nudnik, nebbish, tummler.
- Two chachkas on Geraldo's mantle, two schnorrers.
- Kibitzer, kvetch with chutzpah.
- Yenta, spieler, two stuffed kishkas.
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