Posted on 12/11/2006 6:47:24 AM PST by Gopher Broke
Reach into your pocket and contribute. We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5 million for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you,
Bill Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
P.PS And another thing... Now let me get this straight Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
God Bless America
Is that Hillary sitting in the chair? Sure resembles her...
Indeed!!
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Nancee
LOL.....not on our property by nearby. Our town is actually on a mission to preserve these relics.
LOL.....not on our property but nearby. Our town is actually on a mission to preserve these relics.
How do you think of these kinds of responses so quickly?
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First thing that comes to mind when the name Clinton is spoken???
Nancee
LOL
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Nancee
My eleveteen dollar bill is in the mail
Brillliant~!!!
Your little demonstration also speaks volumes!
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Nancee
My idea of how best to contribute to a Bill Clinton monument involves reaching for my fly, not my pocket.
This kind of thread makes my day!
Nancee
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Amazingly creative! And so appropriate!
:-(
Nancee
By their fruits ye shall know them!!!
Nancee
Love that nickel!!!
Nancee
I probably should not be getting such a kick out of all of these responses, but I am!
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Nancee
So many of you with exactly the same thought!
I will have to say no to Rudy. I like the guy...but not his stance on so many of the issues!
Nancee
All we need is a 'bent' obelisk on the Mall....
Nancee
"We then decided to *erect* a statue of *Bill Clinton* .. ."
That's redundant.
I would give if it was a statue of Monica in the blue dress.
We should put up a Memorial to all the women who distracted Bill from his agenda during those nightmare 8 years.
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