I gave to the liebrary...
Posted on 12/11/2006 6:47:24 AM PST by Gopher Broke
Reach into your pocket and contribute. We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5 million for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you,
Bill Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
P.PS And another thing... Now let me get this straight Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
God Bless America
I gave at the office. :)
I'll donate a used cigar.
I know of a falling down outhouse that would be just the perfect monument to slick willie.
Ain't it the truth.
downtown beijing
:-)
Nancee
I know, let's make Slick the head of the UN and Hitlery the POTUS. Great concellation prizes.
I don't think the words "Bill Clinton statue" and "erect" belong in the same sentence under any circumstances.
They need donations to dump a bag of manure?
I have 20 centavos that I will be happy to contribute... I am all out of the 3$ bills.
I gave in the toilet
I'll donate a brick if you don't care what it is made out of.
Exceedingly excellent! LOL
And the follow up posts are exceptionally exceedingly excellent.
I can go shopping now.
I gave to the liebrary...
The Anti-Christ and the False Prophet at his side!
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