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New monument for Bill Clinton...please contribute

Posted on 12/11/2006 6:47:24 AM PST by Gopher Broke

Reach into your pocket and contribute. We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5 million for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you,

Bill Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

P.PS And another thing... Now let me get this straight Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

God Bless America


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: clinton; clintonmemorial; deathby1000vanities; impeached; liar; rat
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1 posted on 12/11/2006 6:47:26 AM PST by Gopher Broke
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To: Gopher Broke

I gave at the office. :)


2 posted on 12/11/2006 6:48:46 AM PST by RexBeach ("In war there is no substitute for victory." Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Gopher Broke

I'll donate a used cigar.


3 posted on 12/11/2006 6:49:20 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Gopher Broke

I know of a falling down outhouse that would be just the perfect monument to slick willie.


4 posted on 12/11/2006 6:50:35 AM PST by OldFriend (FALLEN HERO JEFFREY TOCZYLOWSKI, REST IN PEACE)
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To: Gopher Broke

Ain't it the truth.


5 posted on 12/11/2006 6:50:40 AM PST by Conservativegreatgrandma
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$1.35 is too much already. SFH
6 posted on 12/11/2006 6:51:28 AM PST by geo40xyz (Born a democRAT, dad set me free in 1952: He said that I was not required to be a MF'ing DemocRAT)
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downtown beijing


7 posted on 12/11/2006 6:51:39 AM PST by JohnLongIsland
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"That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything." Ha ha! Classic.
8 posted on 12/11/2006 6:52:25 AM PST by rjp2005 (Lord have mercy on us)
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Wonderful!! Wonderful!! You can have every dime I have after taxes!

:-)

Nancee

9 posted on 12/11/2006 6:53:06 AM PST by Nancee
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I know, let's make Slick the head of the UN and Hitlery the POTUS. Great concellation prizes.


10 posted on 12/11/2006 6:53:54 AM PST by Cap'n Crunch
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I don't think the words "Bill Clinton statue" and "erect" belong in the same sentence under any circumstances.


11 posted on 12/11/2006 6:54:03 AM PST by kromike
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To: Gopher Broke

They need donations to dump a bag of manure?


12 posted on 12/11/2006 6:55:21 AM PST by TBP
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I have 20 centavos that I will be happy to contribute... I am all out of the 3$ bills.


13 posted on 12/11/2006 6:55:23 AM PST by crazyhorse691 (The faithful will keep their heads down, their powder dry and hammer at the enemies flanks.)
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To: RexBeach

I gave in the toilet


14 posted on 12/11/2006 6:55:25 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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I'll donate a brick if you don't care what it is made out of.


15 posted on 12/11/2006 6:58:21 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota
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To: Gopher Broke

Exceedingly excellent! LOL

And the follow up posts are exceptionally exceedingly excellent.

I can go shopping now.


16 posted on 12/11/2006 6:58:41 AM PST by sodpoodle (Human destiny - who lost the road map?)
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To: RexBeach

 

I gave to the liebrary...

17 posted on 12/11/2006 6:59:01 AM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. Rozerem commercials give me nightmares)
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No need for a monument. He's already got his own quarter:


18 posted on 12/11/2006 7:00:11 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: Cap'n Crunch
Slick the head of the UN and Hitlery the POTUS.

The Anti-Christ and the False Prophet at his side!

19 posted on 12/11/2006 7:00:31 AM PST by prophetic
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Oh sure, glad to give...here you go Clinton


20 posted on 12/11/2006 7:02:06 AM PST by AmericanMade1776 (Democrats don't have a plan)
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