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Police: Would-be kidnapper shoots own left testicle, then nails left calf
AP ^
| 11/15/06
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Posted on 11/17/2006 12:45:32 PM PST by kiriath_jearim
WICHITA, Kan. - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said.
The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.
When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said. He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.
The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.
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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: Kansas
KEYWORDS: banglist
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To: kiriath_jearim
To: kiriath_jearim
Son, if you want to win the Darwin award, you're just going to have to shoot better than that.
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:48:33 PM PST
by
Constitution Day
(I guess Rove isn't such a Magnificent Bastard, after all.)
To: kiriath_jearim
He is probably "nuts".
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:48:54 PM PST
by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: kiriath_jearim
I love a happy ending. Don't you?
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:49:05 PM PST
by
RichInOC
("YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH!!!")
To: kiriath_jearim
Criminals is SO stupid!
< /Yosemite Sam>
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:50:32 PM PST
by
RebelBanker
(It is, however somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.)
To: kiriath_jearim
" He cringed,.... "
I'll bet he did.
To: kiriath_jearim
HAHAHA...thank you for a much needed laugh. That cracks me up for some reason. Poor guy...mffff....bwaaaahaaaahaaaa
To: kiriath_jearim
He won't have the balls to try this again.
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:51:17 PM PST
by
DTogo
(I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
To: BallyBill
No, just nut, now........
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:52:02 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(New! HeadOn Hemorrhoid Medication for Liberals!.........Apply directly to forehead.........)
To: kiriath_jearim
23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment Okay now THAT would have been funny to see.
To: kiriath_jearim
There is a lesson here - incompetent bad shot criminals should stick to small calibers...so they have at least one testicle left at the end...
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:53:00 PM PST
by
gondramB
(It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.)
To: kiriath_jearim
He would give his left nut to have the chance to do that all over again.
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:53:23 PM PST
by
wideawake
("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
To: kiriath_jearim
Shoulda worn a cup. Tsk tsk.
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:53:27 PM PST
by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: kiriath_jearim; aculeus; Senator Bedfellow; Billthedrill; Larry Lucido; Xenalyte; martin_fierro; ...
The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.Stereo Dispute Leaves Local Man Mono
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:53:29 PM PST
by
dighton
To: dighton
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:55:09 PM PST
by
Petronski
(BRABANTIO: Thou art a villain. IAGO: You are--a senator. ---Othello I.i.)
To: kiriath_jearim
The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.
Always wondered about that. You see people in TV and movies invariable sticking a gun in their waistband, front or back. Seems like a great way to shoot yourself in one of your favorite body parts.
To: kiriath_jearim
Perp to Buddies: "I would give my left....."
[You know the rest.]
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:56:35 PM PST
by
TomGuy
To: kiriath_jearim
The MSNBC headline wins the best joke of the day award.
"Nobody move or the one on the right gets it, too"
I can't stop laughing.
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posted on
11/17/2006 12:56:55 PM PST
by
outdriving
(Diversity is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.)
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