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1 posted on 11/17/2006 12:45:33 PM PST by kiriath_jearim
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The famous Double Tap.


2 posted on 11/17/2006 12:47:41 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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Son, if you want to win the Darwin award, you're just going to have to shoot better than that.


3 posted on 11/17/2006 12:47:42 PM PST by DeFault User
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4 posted on 11/17/2006 12:48:33 PM PST by Constitution Day (I guess Rove isn't such a Magnificent Bastard, after all.)
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He is probably "nuts".
5 posted on 11/17/2006 12:48:54 PM PST by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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I love a happy ending. Don't you?


6 posted on 11/17/2006 12:49:05 PM PST by RichInOC ("YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH!!!")
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Criminals is SO stupid!
< /Yosemite Sam>


7 posted on 11/17/2006 12:50:32 PM PST by RebelBanker (It is, however somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.)
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" He cringed,.... "


I'll bet he did.


8 posted on 11/17/2006 12:50:39 PM PST by delphirogatio
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HAHAHA...thank you for a much needed laugh. That cracks me up for some reason. Poor guy...mffff....bwaaaahaaaahaaaa


9 posted on 11/17/2006 12:51:02 PM PST by tongue-tied
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He won't have the balls to try this again.


10 posted on 11/17/2006 12:51:17 PM PST by DTogo (I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
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23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment

Okay now THAT would have been funny to see.

12 posted on 11/17/2006 12:52:37 PM PST by Domandred
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There is a lesson here - incompetent bad shot criminals should stick to small calibers...so they have at least one testicle left at the end...
13 posted on 11/17/2006 12:53:00 PM PST by gondramB (It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.)
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He would give his left nut to have the chance to do that all over again.


14 posted on 11/17/2006 12:53:23 PM PST by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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Shoulda worn a cup. Tsk tsk.


15 posted on 11/17/2006 12:53:27 PM PST by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.

Stereo Dispute Leaves Local Man Mono

16 posted on 11/17/2006 12:53:29 PM PST by dighton
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The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.

Always wondered about that. You see people in TV and movies invariable sticking a gun in their waistband, front or back. Seems like a great way to shoot yourself in one of your favorite body parts.
18 posted on 11/17/2006 12:55:57 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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Perp to Buddies: "I would give my left....."

[You know the rest.]


19 posted on 11/17/2006 12:56:35 PM PST by TomGuy
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The MSNBC headline wins the best joke of the day award.

"Nobody move or the one on the right gets it, too"

I can't stop laughing.


20 posted on 11/17/2006 12:56:55 PM PST by outdriving (Diversity is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.)
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that poor calf! some people are just animals


21 posted on 11/17/2006 12:57:06 PM PST by philsfan24
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Too fast on the draw with probably a cocked 1911 with safety off. Ouch!


22 posted on 11/17/2006 1:00:16 PM PST by 353FMG (I never met a liberal I didn't dislike.)
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I guess he didn't know rule 2. Something about fingers and triggers.

Bystanders overheard him say this right before the shot, "I am the only person here qualified to handle this gun."


23 posted on 11/17/2006 1:01:43 PM PST by Disambiguator (;^))
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