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5 Freeway Reopens After Pigs Fly, Disrupt Traffic
KCBS ^ | 11/14/06 | Darleene Powells

Posted on 11/14/2006 10:04:02 AM PST by BurbankKarl

The southbound truck route on the Golden State (5) Freeway was reopened after frozen pig carcasses were spilled across lanes Monday night.

A big rig collided with a box truck in the truck route from the southbound Golden State (5) Freeway just north of the Foothill (210) Freeway Monday night, scattering frozen pigs over 80 feet of the freeway, authorities said.

The collision, in which one truck clipped another, occurred at 7:36 p.m., said California Highway Patrol Officer David Porter.

The collision was at the end of the truck route, and Caltrans brought in a dump truck and loader to pick up the carcasses, Porter said.

The mess was cleaned up by 11:15 p.m., and traffic was rerouted onto the 210 Freeway.

No one was injured, Porter said.

The truck route is a section of the freeway designed to concentrate slower freeway traffic in hilly areas, helping the overall flow, he said.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: bacon; chp; i5; pigs; pigsfly; porkisunclean; swine; theotherwhitemeat

1 posted on 11/14/2006 10:04:03 AM PST by BurbankKarl
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To: BurbankKarl

That truck bypass is a nightmare - especially since a lot of auto commuters try and share it....I used it just once on my old morning commute - never again.


2 posted on 11/14/2006 10:05:54 AM PST by ErnBatavia (recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
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To: ErnBatavia


http://www.cbs2.com/video/?id=28510@kcbs.dayport.com">http://www.cbs2.com/video/?id=28510@kcbs.dayport.com

Someone lost some bacon in that accident


3 posted on 11/14/2006 10:06:49 AM PST by BurbankKarl (Canadians.....the Freerange North Americans)
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To: BurbankKarl

This is going to be a FReeper Funny of the Day thread.

(Dems will win the Congress when Pigs Fly!)


4 posted on 11/14/2006 10:09:38 AM PST by netmilsmom (To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
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To: BurbankKarl

I miss the good old days when headlines attempted to summarize the salient points of a news story without trying to be cute or clever.


5 posted on 11/14/2006 10:12:35 AM PST by SpaceBar
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6 posted on 11/14/2006 10:14:48 AM PST by SuperSonic (Bush "lied", people dyed.......their fingers purple.)
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To: SpaceBar

Well I don't know. Just as soon as I read that headline I smiled.

Hey, it's nothing serious. So some pig carcasses flew across the highway. It's a cute headline.

Although the cynic in me wonders if anyone even noticed how cute it was when whoever wrote it. The whole headline could have been an accident is what I'm thinking here.

And yet...it's cute.


7 posted on 11/14/2006 10:15:47 AM PST by Fishtalk (http://patfish.blogspot.com)
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To: BurbankKarl

When pigs fly! Uhhh Ohhhh!!


8 posted on 11/14/2006 10:17:23 AM PST by US_MilitaryRules (Time to eradicated islambs and mooselimbs! GO PTSC)
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To: BurbankKarl
As God is my witness, I thought pigs could fly!


9 posted on 11/14/2006 10:18:21 AM PST by VRWCmember
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10 posted on 11/14/2006 10:20:14 AM PST by SuperSonic (Bush "lied", people dyed.......their fingers purple.)
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To: BurbankKarl

Are we sure this wasn't another episode of Mythbusters in the filming???...


11 posted on 11/14/2006 10:46:33 AM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!!)
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To: BurbankKarl
Pigs flew because the Houston Texans won a football game on Sunday.

I hear it was kind of cold in Hell that day as well.

12 posted on 11/14/2006 11:41:54 AM PST by Allegra (Tag! You're It!)
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To: BurbankKarl

Police said they never sausage a mess.


13 posted on 11/14/2006 11:45:15 AM PST by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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***Police said they never sausage a mess.***

GROOOOOOAAAAAANNN!

OK, fire-up the bar-be-ques!...........FRegards


14 posted on 11/14/2006 10:35:03 PM PST by gonzo (I'm not confused anymore. Now I'm sure we have to completely destroy Islam, and FAST!!)
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