Caption and Photo-Shop - John Kerry and Teresa in NH

newsweak | 11/06/2006

[bitt]

On one of his last campaign trips as a "welcome guest", we see John Kerry and the lovely Teresa enjoying themselves in New Hampshire.....

[sageb1]

As a matter of fact, I'd love to see the man reduced to total poverty.

[bitt]

"Please dear God, don't leave any steak knives near me...if he tells ONE MORE PERSON that he was driving "all by HIMSELF" again tonight, I'm not going to be able to help myself..."

[Frank_Discussion]

"Too bad the pictures are poorly framed."

Yeah. What you *can't* see in the first pic is Teddy K riding shotgun as he and J'effin do a Thema&Louise towards the Potomac...

[Charles Henrickson]

You know, politics, if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck as a junior senator in the minority party and the ski-bum boy toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.

[bitt]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15562022/site/newsweek/

[Jet Jaguar]

Mr. Goofy?

[indubitably]

When I first glanced at the picture, I thought he was at an amusement park in a bumper car!

[Political Junkie Too]

"Are we there yet?"

-PJ

[Socratic]

Lily and Herman puttin' on the dog.

[Frank_Discussion]

"Just like Cambodia!"

[Arizona Carolyn]

You mean it really is him???? If so, someone please save it for 2008.

[Frank_Discussion]

"I havn't been in the driver's seat for two weeks!"

[Echo Talon]

With a face like this, you can drive without a seatbelt...

[Political Junkie Too]

Teresa: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can marry a millionaire. If you don’t, you get stuck with him."

-PJ

[Cicero]

No photoshopping is necessary.

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Yup, Mr.Goofy.

[plain talk]

In the first pic he looks like friggin Gomer Pyle.

[bitt]

"At the Wheel: Kerry flashes a smile as he tours a firehouse in Westbrook, Maine, before speaking with its inhabitants"...


and the other,
"Feeling Blue: Kerry and his wife Teresa Heinz (far left) at the Jefferson-Jackson dinner, dubbed 'Keep NH Blue'"


for real.

[Kirkwood]

[rlmorel]