[Charles Henrickson]

You know, politics, if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck as a junior senator in the minority party and the ski-bum boy toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I just can't get enough of "gin-soaked ketchup dowager."

Best turn of phrase for 2006, Charles.