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John Kerry Best Spin Contest

Posted on 10/31/2006 4:33:30 PM PST by Man50D

After listening to John Kerry this afternoon I am deeply disappointed how he handled defending his derogatory statements about our troops. I fully expected him to use far more imagination to spin his insults about our troops. I think Johnny is losing his touch. It's up to us to come up with some spins he can use attempting to defend the indefensible. I call Freepers to think of the most outlandish spin control for him. This will be a challenge trying to think like a socialist. All I ask is give it your best shot. There are no prizes only the satisfaction of knowing by helping him you are also helping Democrats lose the election.


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To: digger48

61 posted on 10/31/2006 5:13:12 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: Beagle8U
Theresa....WTF is in those raisins? "

ROTFLMAO!!! I would have responded sooner but for some reason the last sentence really go to me!
62 posted on 10/31/2006 5:13:55 PM PST by Man50D (Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
I said it before I didn't say it, and if I did say it, I didn't mean it but whatever I did or didn't say, it was taken out of context..

..and if anyone was offended by it, I didn't mean you.

-PJ

63 posted on 10/31/2006 5:14:27 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: Man50D
Glad you liked it. I wrote it and still spit beer on my monitor when I read it back.
64 posted on 10/31/2006 5:16:08 PM PST by Beagle8U (Getting the FReepers to bring down the Dixie Chix is hard work......G.W. Bush)
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To: Palladin
Kerry himself was so smart that he didn't have to settle for Harvard Law School but managed to get himself admitted to Boston College Law School.

At least he finished law school, unlike Al Gore...

65 posted on 10/31/2006 5:16:37 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Man50D

It was my evil twin. I was home with Lovey.


66 posted on 10/31/2006 5:17:19 PM PST by doesnt suffer fools gladly (I wouldn't vote for a RAT if my life depended on it. Actually, my life does depend on it.)
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To: Fresh Wind

67 posted on 10/31/2006 5:17:40 PM PST by Fresh Wind (Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)
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To: Man50D

I'm calling this press conference to say I meant what I didn't say, and I make no apologies for saying it. I served in Vietnam and don't you forget it. Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh are intent upon spinning what I said out of control, but I stand by my comments.


68 posted on 10/31/2006 5:21:23 PM PST by trustandobey
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To: flying Elvis

Reading road signs and auto accidents fall into the expertise of Teddy, the Swimmer, Kennedy, another sleaze Dummy.


69 posted on 10/31/2006 5:46:05 PM PST by ExTexasRedhead
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To: EagleUSA
If you stripped Kerry of his credentials of treason, anti-Americanism, anti-militarism, his obvious skill at being a gigolo, you would have nothing but a naked Democrat.

Like this?

70 posted on 10/31/2006 5:46:32 PM PST by SuzyQue (Remember to think.)
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To: SuzyQue

"If you stripped Kerry of his credentials of treason, anti-Americanism, anti-militarism, his obvious skill at being a gigolo, you would have nothing but a naked Democrat"

I think that is a mole, Joe Wilson perhaps?


71 posted on 10/31/2006 5:53:20 PM PST by Beagle8U (Getting the FReepers to bring down the Dixie Chix is hard work......G.W. Bush)
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To: SuzyQue; EagleUSA

Kerry the Naked DemonRat

72 posted on 10/31/2006 5:53:40 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY ((((Truth shall set you free))))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Wow! What is that?


73 posted on 10/31/2006 5:59:52 PM PST by SuzyQue (Remember to think.)
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To: Man50D

John Kerry Best Spin Contest.

We could make it part of the Winter Olympics.


74 posted on 10/31/2006 6:02:18 PM PST by popdonnelly
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To: Man50D
Everybody laughed when I told that joke in the demorat caucus.
75 posted on 10/31/2006 6:16:04 PM PST by razorback-bert (I met Bill Clinton once but he didn’t really talk — he was hitting on my wife)
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To: Fresh Wind







     . . . and a 6 pack to go!

76 posted on 10/31/2006 6:32:55 PM PST by blues_guitarist (I noticed citgo is advertising on FNC now . ... . .BOYCOTT CITGO!!)
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To: tubebender

I predict a Democrat endorsement by Bin Laden in a videotape to be released on Thursday or Friday. That's what it's gonna take to get John effin' Kerry off the frontpage.


77 posted on 10/31/2006 6:33:01 PM PST by Jabba the Nutt (Jabba the Hutt's bigger, meaner, uglier brother.)
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Kerry says he botched a joke.
I say he accidentally revealed his true feelings, and the true feelings of many dems.
78 posted on 10/31/2006 6:34:01 PM PST by syriacus (MJ Fox tells the US, "Show me you love me, baby, by obliterating the most vulnerable.")
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To: SuzyQue

It's the new mascot of the DemonRat Party.


79 posted on 10/31/2006 6:38:02 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY ((((Truth shall set you free))))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Well, I could tell that. It's a natural.


80 posted on 10/31/2006 6:44:38 PM PST by SuzyQue (Remember to think.)
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