John Kerry Best Spin Contest

[Man50D]

After listening to John Kerry this afternoon I am deeply disappointed how he handled defending his derogatory statements about our troops. I fully expected him to use far more imagination to spin his insults about our troops. I think Johnny is losing his touch. It's up to us to come up with some spins he can use attempting to defend the indefensible. I call Freepers to think of the most outlandish spin control for him. This will be a challenge trying to think like a socialist. All I ask is give it your best shot. There are no prizes only the satisfaction of knowing by helping him you are also helping Democrats lose the election.

[ErnBatavia]

[Man50D]

Theresa....WTF is in those raisins? "

ROTFLMAO!!! I would have responded sooner but for some reason the last sentence really go to me!

[Political Junkie Too]

I said it before I didn't say it, and if I did say it, I didn't mean it but whatever I did or didn't say, it was taken out of context..

..and if anyone was offended by it, I didn't mean you.

-PJ

[Beagle8U]

Glad you liked it. I wrote it and still spit beer on my monitor when I read it back.

[Verginius Rufus]

Kerry himself was so smart that he didn't have to settle for Harvard Law School but managed to get himself admitted to Boston College Law School.

At least he finished law school, unlike Al Gore...

[doesnt suffer fools gladly]

It was my evil twin. I was home with Lovey.

[Fresh Wind]

[trustandobey]

I'm calling this press conference to say I meant what I didn't say, and I make no apologies for saying it. I served in Vietnam and don't you forget it. Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh are intent upon spinning what I said out of control, but I stand by my comments.

[ExTexasRedhead]

Reading road signs and auto accidents fall into the expertise of Teddy, the Swimmer, Kennedy, another sleaze Dummy.

[SuzyQue]

If you stripped Kerry of his credentials of treason, anti-Americanism, anti-militarism, his obvious skill at being a gigolo, you would have nothing but a naked Democrat.

Like this?

[Beagle8U]

"If you stripped Kerry of his credentials of treason, anti-Americanism, anti-militarism, his obvious skill at being a gigolo, you would have nothing but a naked Democrat"

I think that is a mole, Joe Wilson perhaps?

[Free ThinkerNY]

Kerry the Naked DemonRat

[SuzyQue]

Wow! What is that?

[popdonnelly]

John Kerry Best Spin Contest.

We could make it part of the Winter Olympics.

[razorback-bert]

Everybody laughed when I told that joke in the demorat caucus.

[blues_guitarist]

     . . . and a 6 pack to go!

[Jabba the Nutt]

I predict a Democrat endorsement by Bin Laden in a videotape to be released on Thursday or Friday. That's what it's gonna take to get John effin' Kerry off the frontpage.

[syriacus]

Kerry says he botched a joke.
I say he accidentally revealed his true feelings, and the true feelings of many dems.

[Free ThinkerNY]

It's the new mascot of the DemonRat Party.

[SuzyQue]

Well, I could tell that. It's a natural.