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John Kerry Best Spin Contest
Posted on 10/31/2006 4:33:30 PM PST by Man50D
After listening to John Kerry this afternoon I am deeply disappointed how he handled defending his derogatory statements about our troops. I fully expected him to use far more imagination to spin his insults about our troops. I think Johnny is losing his touch. It's up to us to come up with some spins he can use attempting to defend the indefensible. I call Freepers to think of the most outlandish spin control for him. This will be a challenge trying to think like a socialist. All I ask is give it your best shot. There are no prizes only the satisfaction of knowing by helping him you are also helping Democrats lose the election.
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To: digger48
I'm calling the police if I see that on my front doorstep tonight!
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posted on
10/31/2006 4:57:49 PM PST
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
To: Man50D
"The mike was not supposed to go live until I took it out of my back pocket."
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posted on
10/31/2006 4:57:52 PM PST
by
DonnerT
(Global Idiologic Genocide!)
To: Man50D
If you don't get an education you will never ketchup and you might become, like me, another of the left be-Heinz.
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posted on
10/31/2006 4:57:58 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: Southflanknorthpawsis
wearing him down is probably a huge understatement..
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posted on
10/31/2006 4:58:22 PM PST
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(At 53, I'm already thinkin about goin home before I get to where I'm goin...:-))
To: Man50D
"A VRW conspiracy - they had a ventriloquist say the words."
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posted on
10/31/2006 4:58:43 PM PST
by
Dante3
To: pax_et_bonum
46
posted on
10/31/2006 4:59:17 PM PST
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(At 53, I'm already thinkin about goin home before I get to where I'm goin...:-))
To: Man50D
"Please, Doctor Frankenstein! Give me a new brain!"
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:00:26 PM PST
by
Free ThinkerNY
((((Truth shall set you free))))
"No, you must have misinterpreted it because of my broken English."
To: Palladin
Kerry: "I really meant that...er..a..the soldiers are smart not to go to Harvard and end up marrying a hellion of a witch for a wife...and..er..a...
I'm entering rehab tomorrow."
I like it! I think you're in the lead!
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:00:30 PM PST
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I'll admit it... I'm still giggling about that one....
;-)
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:00:39 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: pax_et_bonum
If you don't get an education you will never ketchup and you might become, like me, another of the left be-Heinz.
Not bad. Good imagination!
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:02:27 PM PST
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
To: Man50D
I LEARNED TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT BEHIND CAMBODIAN LINES.A NIXON SET UP TO RUIN MY FUTURE.
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:02:56 PM PST
by
dforest
(tired of the BS)
To: tet68
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:04:28 PM PST
by
visualops
(artlife.us)
To: Man50D
"I made this blunder to take RUSH Limbaugh off the front page"...
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:04:40 PM PST
by
tubebender
(Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional)
To: Man50D
Kerry: "I meant it before I didn't mean it."
-PJ
"She made me do it. She threatened to cut off my allowance."
To: Political Junkie Too
Kerry: "I meant it before I didn't mean it."
Nice touch!
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:08:31 PM PST
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax , you earn it , you keep it!)
To: Political Junkie Too
I said it before I didn't say it, and if I did say it, I didn't mean it but whatever I did or didn't say, it was taken out of context..
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:08:52 PM PST
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(At 53, I'm already thinkin about goin home before I get to where I'm goin...:-))
To: Man50D
" I'm a US senator, and I was in Iraq, no, I mean Viet Nam, perhaps Cambodia?,anyway, I respect the troops and its the fault of neocons that education funding was cut and rednecks were forced into the military. Aww $hit that didn't come out right.
The neocons are twisting my words, it was a joke to bash military leaders that force these poor dumb kids into the military.....Theresa....WTF is in those raisins? "
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:09:15 PM PST
by
Beagle8U
(Getting the FReepers to bring down the Dixie Chix is hard work......G.W. Bush)
To: Beagle8U
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posted on
10/31/2006 5:11:30 PM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)
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