Rove's time machine is legendary.
Posted on 10/25/2006 10:09:01 PM PDT by struggle
I say we make "Karl Rove: One Hundred Facts"
Fact #1. Karl Rove can't catch a cold, but he can get it voted out of office.
Fact #2. Karl Rove is bald because his massive brains uprooted his hair.
Fact #3. Karl Rove was educated in Utah. Mormons have a 4th heaven just for him.
Fact #4. Karl Rove is called the Architect, because he kicks ass in a Classical fashion.
Fact #5. Letterman had a derogatory top ten about Rove, but through sly manouvering and allowing the media to overpoll, 9 of the ten stayed home.
Fact #6. When Alec Baldwin announced he would move to France if Republicans won, Karl Rove created "Get Out the Boat."
Fact #7. Sean Hannity calls Karl Rove a REALLY great American.
Fact #8. Karl Rove is Calvinist. He knows that Republicans are predestined to win, and simply joined the winning team.
Fact #9. Some Democrat strategists have discovered that Karl Rove may know when the Lord returns.
Fact #10. Karl Rove knows the voting preferences of vegetables.
11. Karl Rove is equivalent to a god. He can manipulate the weather and change market oil prices to influence elections.
Did you know what Karl Rove is founder of Vulcan society he was that Surek the one taught everything is llogical LOL!
Jack Bauer wears Karl Rove underwear.
Jack Bauer wears Karl Rove underwear.
Sorry for the double post. How did that happen?
Chuck Norris is afraid of Karl Rove.
Karl Rove WAS indicted for PlameGate but used his time machine to change history (are you feeling exonorated pied piper pitt?).
Meant to add you to this PJ
ROTFL! Good Stuff!
Karl Rove is going to hire me.
(Sorry, that's more of a fantasy than a fact...)
The mere mention of Karl Rove overpowered your computer's CPU.
Rove's time machine is legendary.
#12: Karl Rove created "No Child Left Behind," because when they grow up they'll vote republican.
#13: Karl Rove can call masses of homeless to disrupt Democrat campaign parties.
#14: Karl Rove has often dreamt of rearrainging the letters in his name to Kar Lover.
#15: Karl Rove has the psi ability to erase hard drives.
#16: Karl's roommate in college was MacGuyver. Karl Rove wondered why his physics notes were always missing.
#17: Lighting bugs are spontaneously attracted to Karl Rove.
#18: Many people think George Bush kisses babies, Karl Rove actually commands babies to kiss George Bush.
#19: Barbara Bush has no quarrel with Karl Rove.
#20: Karl Rove not only controls all Diebold voting machines, but all Diebold ATMs as well.
#21: Karl Rove laughed all the way through "SAW," all the actors, after all, were democrats.
Particularly pot-atoes.
RE: double post........Rove did it.
LOL. I had to think for a minute.
Carl Rove change Plamegate to Snakes on a Plame and made a movie out of it.
Are you kidding me Barbara Bush SR want adopt Karl Rove but I think Bush 41 turn her down LOL!
That Karl Rove, we're glad he's on our side. :^)
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