Posted on 10/25/2006 10:09:01 PM PDT by struggle
I say we make "Karl Rove: One Hundred Facts"
Fact #1. Karl Rove can't catch a cold, but he can get it voted out of office.
Fact #2. Karl Rove is bald because his massive brains uprooted his hair.
Fact #3. Karl Rove was educated in Utah. Mormons have a 4th heaven just for him.
Fact #4. Karl Rove is called the Architect, because he kicks ass in a Classical fashion.
Fact #5. Letterman had a derogatory top ten about Rove, but through sly manouvering and allowing the media to overpoll, 9 of the ten stayed home.
Fact #6. When Alec Baldwin announced he would move to France if Republicans won, Karl Rove created "Get Out the Boat."
Fact #7. Sean Hannity calls Karl Rove a REALLY great American.
Fact #8. Karl Rove is Calvinist. He knows that Republicans are predestined to win, and simply joined the winning team.
Fact #9. Some Democrat strategists have discovered that Karl Rove may know when the Lord returns.
Fact #10. Karl Rove knows the voting preferences of vegetables.
There was no North Korean nuke test. It was just the shockwave of Karl Rove slapping Kim Jong II with his mind.
ROFL that too funny
OH MAN Karl Rove is real North Korea leader LOL!
It wasn't Cheney that that shot that fellow hunter it was Karl Rove LOL!
Also do you know that Valerie Plame Wilson have affair with Karl Rove that how press found out she was CIA agent
Her husband was tick off that Valerie knock the boots with Karl so hell hath no fury than husband scorn
As a kid, Rove sent Pluto off on a different trajectory because he only had room in his notebook for eight planets :-)
That too funny ROFL
Wait a minute what Rove nationarlty is he Dutch or Scottish LOL!
You have think ole Geignus Khan did almost go into Europe so maybe one of Khan descendant went into Norway or Scotland and rest is history
Karl Rove taught Mr. Spock Vulcan Mind Control and the Vulcan Grip. Perfectly logical.
And THAT is one we all agree on :-)
Along with your brilliant tagline. Gave me chills when I saw it again!
Miss you guys :-(
Hey! GOOD to see you. I am just about to log off for the night. I'll try to think of something clever to add tomorrow morning.
Good to see you, too!!!
Have sweet dreams and I'll catch up with you sometime when you are on again :-)
Night!
Karl Rove can change the weather - just ask a Democrat.
Karl Rove has such sound strategy that he can check-mate you in next year's chess tournament today.
Karl Rove uses his mind power to:
Cause Hitlery to hit herself with an ugly stick and pump collagen in her rump every morning.
Cause the dumbocrat strategists to pull-out their election whammies (Foley) two weeks too early.
Make the stations airing Air America go broke by hiring complete idiots who aren't even funny to host their programs.
Go back in time and foster tremendous birth rates among dinosaurs so that the earth would suddenly hold 3 trillion more barrels of oil than the liberal scientists had been projection and thus easing energy prices just in time for the '06 midterms.
Place a thought in Clinton's mind to defend his legacy and thus remind everyone that he indeed fell asleep on national security.
Confuse Pelosi into thinking that she is both a grandmotherly unit-er and a demon, fire-spitting partisan.
Reverse global warming (sic) during election years.
Karl Rove can eat a birch tree and shit a canoe.
Fact #10. Karl Rove knows the voting preferences of vegetables.
Karl Rove scrambles his eggs with cream instead of milk. Yum!
Karl Rove is really the "Minister of Magic" , and Harry Potter's real father.
Karlos "LaRaza" Rove! Blackbird.
bump
hahahahaha!
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