#12: Karl Rove created "No Child Left Behind," because when they grow up they'll vote republican.
#13: Karl Rove can call masses of homeless to disrupt Democrat campaign parties.
#14: Karl Rove has often dreamt of rearrainging the letters in his name to Kar Lover.
#15: Karl Rove has the psi ability to erase hard drives.
#16: Karl's roommate in college was MacGuyver. Karl Rove wondered why his physics notes were always missing.
#17: Lighting bugs are spontaneously attracted to Karl Rove.
#18: Many people think George Bush kisses babies, Karl Rove actually commands babies to kiss George Bush.
#19: Barbara Bush has no quarrel with Karl Rove.
#20: Karl Rove not only controls all Diebold voting machines, but all Diebold ATMs as well.
#21: Karl Rove laughed all the way through "SAW," all the actors, after all, were democrats.
Are you kidding me Barbara Bush SR want adopt Karl Rove but I think Bush 41 turn her down LOL!