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1 posted on 10/20/2006 12:15:08 PM PDT by freepatriot32
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Were they out looking with paper bags to catch him?


2 posted on 10/20/2006 12:17:49 PM PDT by YankeeGirl
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Snipes Found in Brangelina Country

Darn! I haven't been snipe hunting in years!

3 posted on 10/20/2006 12:18:05 PM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (Say "NO" to the Trans-Texas Corridor)
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Clearly, this is an all-points bulletin for any and all jokes having to do with snipe hunting.


4 posted on 10/20/2006 12:18:42 PM PDT by redpoll (redpoll)
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He is one helluva vampire slayer. I think Blair could take him though, she's one bad vampire killer.


5 posted on 10/20/2006 12:18:50 PM PDT by processing please hold
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You done it now, Wesley! If you'd have murdered a bunch of nuns or something the feds wouldn't put as much effort into tracking you down as they will for not paying The Man!


6 posted on 10/20/2006 12:20:10 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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He's:


7 posted on 10/20/2006 12:20:52 PM PDT by Red Badger (CONGRESS NEEDS TO BE DE-FOLEY-ATED...............................)
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The White Men Can't Jump star was indicted along with two other men

And I guess Wesley can't dodge...

8 posted on 10/20/2006 12:22:28 PM PDT by dirtboy (Good fences make good neighbors)
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Next we'll find out that the financial backers for the movie are those African-Nationalist UFO alien NUwaubian cult leaders who share adjoining property to Snipes in Georgia.


9 posted on 10/20/2006 12:24:20 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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I suggest that Mr. Snipes make sure his Namibian taxes are fully paid up.


10 posted on 10/20/2006 12:24:21 PM PDT by Argus
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Does anybody seriously think he'll come back to the U.S.? He knows of he does he's screwed.


11 posted on 10/20/2006 12:25:10 PM PDT by ozoneliar ("The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants" -T.J.)
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The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it...


12 posted on 10/20/2006 12:25:17 PM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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Snipes supports the Flat Tax. Taxes= they're Flat Wrong!
18 posted on 10/20/2006 12:45:53 PM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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This will probably be the last time he lets MC Hammer do his taxes for him :)


19 posted on 10/20/2006 12:47:20 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (FEAR THE SWEATERVEST!!!)
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I thought this was the old Snipe hunt joke.
20 posted on 10/20/2006 12:56:57 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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Maybe he`s waiting for Hellary to be elected POTUS so he can donate to her library and be pardoned.


21 posted on 10/20/2006 1:02:40 PM PDT by Screamname (LET`S GO TIGERS!!! LET`S GO TIGERS! LET`S GO TIGERS! LET`S GO TIGERS!!!)
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Seize his bank accounts, if the feds haven't done it already.

Make him gather his food with a spinning back fist to a gazelle's head.

22 posted on 10/20/2006 1:05:23 PM PDT by Vinnie (You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Jihads You)
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The arresting officer:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0120873/Ss/0120873/8?path=gallery&path_key=0120873


24 posted on 10/20/2006 1:12:05 PM PDT by On the Road to Serfdom
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Who is Wesley Snipes again?


25 posted on 10/20/2006 1:17:53 PM PDT by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does.)
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Airplane flight to Namibia: $512

Limo ride into the bush: $123

Being in a country without an extradition treaty when Uncle Sam charges you with tax evasion: PRICELESS!

Forget it folks. He has loads of cash. He can buy his way out of this one.

You and I are the only ones who would get jailed over tax evasion charges.

26 posted on 10/20/2006 1:29:54 PM PDT by HeartlandOfAmerica ('... we want the human rights officers, we want the Americans to come back' - Abu Ghraib Prisoner)
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So he was lied to by financial advisors. Give him a fine and send him on his way. I don't want our jails filled with Wesley Snipes.


28 posted on 10/20/2006 1:35:54 PM PDT by mysterio
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