[battlegearboat]

Check your I-Pods.

[kinoxi]

It looka like a Japanese boat...uh, yeah...

[Fresh Wind]

One of the missing orcas has been seen swimming in the vicinity of the Chappaquiddick bridge.

[Red Badger]

amber alert? really good one!............double pun!...........

[Hegemony Cricket]

They're killer whales, fer cryin' out loud. Why are they out of jail anyway? You know they can't be rehabilitated...

[bert]

.....We've spent weeks searching for these individuals.....

Perhaps it's time to get a real job.

[ConservativeMind]

"Ambergris" alert.

[silverleaf]

Shouldn't this be "Ambergris alert?"

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Save the Whales! Keep it up until you have the whole set.

[Piquaboy]

How long has Rosie O been missing?

[LonePalm]

FWIW - Orcas are dolphins and not whales.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[rusty millet]

Burp. Oh. Darn. Thought that was tuna salad.

[JZelle]

I wonder if Greta will weigh in on this one?

[norton]

Whale experts worry about the effects of pollutants such as polychlorinated biphenyls, or PCBs...and fire-retardant polybrominated diphenyl ethers, which are still produced. "All those big boys," Balcomb-Bartok said. "Things that are insidious in the environment as a whole."

At least they left out global warming and 'failed mid-east policies'.

[badgerlandjim]

It must be those damned polybrominated diphynl ethers again... there oughtta be a law... can't we just filter them out of the oceans?

[T.Smith]

I'm sorry, it was me. I just can't resist the call of the Orca Burger.