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Posted on 10/03/2006 8:27:21 PM PDT by dighton
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: California; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: angelides; caption; dorks; dweebs; girlymen; jeanfrancois; johnfkerrysucks; kerry; losers; nerds
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To: dighton; FairOpinion
61
posted on
10/03/2006 9:28:26 PM PDT
by
Shermy
To: Jo Nuvark
There once was a Phil, Angelides
As a kid never ate all his Wheaties
But He looks pretty scary
Next to John F'n Kerry
The guy on his left who looks seedy
62
posted on
10/03/2006 9:29:42 PM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
(What man doesn't know about God's creation is still enough to fill a universe...)
To: SaxxonWoods
"WHAT WE HAVE HERE...IS A FAILURE...TO COMMUNICATE."
63
posted on
10/03/2006 9:29:55 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
(Free Iran! WARNING! Forbidden Cartoon: .. . *-O(( :-{>. . . .)
To: EternalVigilance
Kerry: "Californians, vote for Phil! I tell you, I couldn't have run a better campaign myself!"
64
posted on
10/03/2006 9:32:22 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: dighton
Kids! There are two different models of the "Dweeb Doll", just squeeze their nose and they will throw their hands in the air and giggle.
Pull the string in their backs and they will say the funniest and most outrageous political crack ups. Fun for the whole family. And not to worry Mom, the dolls are not anatomically correct except for democrats.
To: SaxxonWoods
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
66
posted on
10/03/2006 9:33:58 PM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
(What man doesn't know about God's creation is still enough to fill a universe...)
To: Rastus
John Kerry just cannot look manly, no matter how hard he tries. He is the wimpiest and most clueless looking man I've ever seen. When he smiles, the look on his face seems to be saying: "am I fooling anybody"?
To: LegalEagle61
Show of hands, who's a tool?
68
posted on
10/03/2006 9:35:17 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: JRios1968
LOL, I have to say, I really love election time and we all must admit it has been so much more fun when Kerry is involved, so much to make fun of!
To: FlingWingFlyer
No, they just like to hold hands.
To: dighton; mikrofon; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim
"The crowd seems to be a little subdued, Phil. Let's start . . . THE WAVE!"
To: dighton
"And now, a reminder from our sponsors--don't forget that the DNC Bobblehead Dolls go on sale soon! Don't miss out!"
72
posted on
10/03/2006 10:08:15 PM PDT
by
pillut48
(CJ in TX (Bible Thumper and Proud!))
To: EternalVigilance; bitt; massgopguy; speedy; Joe6pack1; Roscoe Karns; Milhous; Jim Robinson; onyx; ..
There once was a goober named Kerry,
who married a rich drunk named Terry.
For attention he whores,
but mostly he bores,
and Phil A. wants Calif. boy-toys to marry.
73
posted on
10/03/2006 10:09:08 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: dighton
Look at us! Gay Marriage in California can work!
74
posted on
10/03/2006 10:12:32 PM PDT
by
kAcknor
(Don't flatter yourself.... It is a gun in my pocket.)
To: dighton
ANGELIDES: How long do I have to hold this smile?
KERRY: As long as they keep clapping. The peasants love this stuff.
ANGELIDES: What kind of wine did you say we're having with our gourmet dinner after we're done with this sh*t?
KERRY: A rare French Burgundy. I had it flown in on my private plane.
ANGELIDES: Knowing we can get away from all this riff raff in a little while makes it bearable...I guess.
KERRY: Trust me. You'll get used to putting up with them for a few hours a day and then you can escape to spend the evening with the ruling class.
ANGELIDES: Boy, my Ma would never believe I'm moving in this circle!
KERRY: Keep smiling, punk!
ANGELIDES: Yes, your highness.
To: Shermy
You are defintely the winner!
To: dighton
Kerry: That is a nice watch Band, Phil.
Angelides: It is not a watch Band. It is a support bracelet, similar to yours
Kerry: Brown? What does that support?
Angelides: Sodomy, welcome to California.
77
posted on
10/03/2006 10:36:04 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(Liberals would let Mark Foley be a Boy Scout leader.)
To: keithtoo
78
posted on
10/03/2006 11:30:35 PM PDT
by
maxter
To: dighton
Senator John Kerry and his intern make it official.
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
There once was a goober named Kerry,
who married a rich drunk named Terry.
For attention he whores,
but mostly he bores,
and Phil A. wants Calif. boy-toys to marry. BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAA! Can you tell me how to remove tea from my keyboard? If not, you owe me another one! ;-)
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