There once was a Phil, Angelides
As a kid never ate all his Wheaties
But He looks pretty scary
Next to John F'n Kerry
The guy on his left who looks seedy
There once was a Phil, Angelides
As a kid never ate all his Wheaties
But He looks pretty scary
Next to John F'n Kerry
The guy on his left who looks seedy
Kerry: "Californians, vote for Phil! I tell you, I couldn't have run a better campaign myself!"
There once was a goober named Kerry,
who married a rich drunk named Terry.
For attention he whores,
but mostly he bores,
and Phil A. wants Calif. boy-toys to marry.