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In Defense Of Bill Clinton
The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles ^ | 9-29-06 | Peace Moonbeam

Posted on 09/29/2006 9:10:34 AM PDT by Digital Disaster

September 29, 2006

New York City, New York

I came to the Big Apple this week to protest against that neocon bastion of right wing propaganda, Fox News. It's one thing for this network to be the mouthpiece of the G. W. Chimpy McHitler administration, but when they dare ambush the greatest and most beloved president this country has ever known, it's go time, baby. My friend Squid and I were prepared to stand with William Jefferson Clinton in the face of this attack and our presence in front of the Fox studios shouted to the world that we were ready to rumble.

In case you were in a cave and didn't hear what happened, Chris Wallace interviewed Clinton on Fox News Sunday. Supposedly this interview was to be partly about Clinton's Global Initiative campaign but before Bill could even get his bearings, Wallace ambushed him with a question about why he didn't grab Osama Bin Laden when given the chance a couple times. What followed was a forceful, impassioned, finger-pointing vintage WJC rebuttal, the likes of which we have not seen since he was asked whether he'd had "relations" with that lying tramp, Monica Lewinsky. In short, he made mincemeat out of Wallace.

It's not a big news flash that Clinton passed on grabbing Osama, we all understand that and frankly don't really care. The problem is the extreme hypocrisy of the right-wingers, like when they fault Clinton for not returning a call requesting approval to snatch Bin Laden until after the President finished his round of golf. The conservatives claim to enjoy and respect the game of golf but when it's WJC playing, they expect him to break all rules of protocol by making a noisy phone call while on the course in the company of his fellow players, something they would never consider. Typical double standard.

We've lived for years with these irrational attacks on the character of Bill Clinton from conservatives. The simple fact is any red-blooded American male would gladly play "hide the pickle" with a chubby, big-breasted Jewish girl, or enjoy an undisturbed game of golf on one of our nation's beautiful golf courses. For the conservatives to claim they wouldn't do the same is dishonest and hypocritical, and we're not going to let them get away with it any longer.

After standing outside the Fox studios for a couple hours, Squid and I were confident we had accomplished our goal of shaming the network, so we went to a Yankee game. Mr. Clinton, we, and just about every college professor in this country, stand with you sir.



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: clinton; fox; interview; lewinsky; liberal; moonbeam; osamabinladen; wallace; wjc
Who could defend this guy so eloquently? Only Peace Moonbeam.
1 posted on 09/29/2006 9:10:39 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
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To: Digital Disaster

Priceless.


2 posted on 09/29/2006 9:15:04 AM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Digital Disaster
"G. W. Chimpy McHitler"

LOL!!! Those moonbats do pride themselves on such made up 3rd grade name calling.

3 posted on 09/29/2006 9:15:12 AM PDT by avacado
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To: Digital Disaster
What followed was a forceful, impassioned, finger-pointing vintage WJC rebuttal, the likes of which we have not seen since he was asked whether he'd had "relations" with that lying tramp, Monica Lewinsky. In short, he made mincemeat out of Wallace.

But, but, he did have relations with Monica...

4 posted on 09/29/2006 9:15:29 AM PDT by GOPJ (Women who vote for democrats should be fitted for a burqa - freeper OrioleFan)
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To: Digital Disaster

Hysterical and brilliant.


5 posted on 09/29/2006 9:18:12 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: Digital Disaster

"Mr. Clinton, we, and just about every college professor in this country, stand with you sir."

Translation: "Heads of mush teaching heads of mush."


6 posted on 09/29/2006 9:21:55 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft
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To: Digital Disaster

LOL! And he's not afraid to move his ball before the camera, either. An open cheat is hard to beat! Ya gotta love 'im! (NOT!)


7 posted on 09/29/2006 9:25:13 AM PDT by Paperdoll
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To: Digital Disaster

LOL


8 posted on 09/29/2006 9:31:48 AM PDT by meandog (While Bush will never fill them, Clinton isn't fit to even lick the soles of Reagan's shoes!)
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To: Digital Disaster
After standing outside the Fox studios for a couple hours, Squid and I were confident we had accomplished our goal of shaming the network, so we went to a Yankee game.

Classic take on the moonbats' "marches," "protests," and "starvation-while-eating-three-times-a-day" nonsense.

9 posted on 09/29/2006 9:39:59 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Digital Disaster
[...]before Bill could even get [out] his [ball] bearings, Wallace ambushed him with a question [...]
10 posted on 09/29/2006 9:41:49 AM PDT by Erasmus (I invited Benoit Mandelbrot to the Shoreline Grill, but he never got there.)
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To: Digital Disaster

Peace Moonbeam Chronicles?? Some one actually used this for a blog? ROTFLMAO!! (by the way you owe me a monitor cleaning ;) )


11 posted on 09/29/2006 9:59:26 AM PDT by Hazcat (Live to party, work to afford it.)
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To: Erasmus

I suspect Chris wanted nothing to do with Clinton's ball bearings.


12 posted on 09/29/2006 9:59:52 AM PDT by twigs
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To: Digital Disaster
Headline EDIT!

"Indefensabill Clinton"

13 posted on 09/29/2006 10:04:01 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: Digital Disaster

Isn't that a character invented by Micheal Medved?


14 posted on 09/29/2006 10:24:22 AM PDT by EricT. (The Democrats have decided it will either be a Democrat led America, or no America at all.)
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