Posted on 09/03/2006 1:42:45 AM PDT by kenth
If air matresses were meant to be filled with propane, they'd be called propane matresses and probably come with a skin graft kit.
Good lord. Why in the name of all that's holy would you blow up an air mattress w/propane?? I can't even think of a possible reason to do so.
Someone trying very hard to win The Darwin Award.
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I hate to be ignorant here, but really, why would one use propane to blow up an air mattress? Would propane make the mattress more comfortable than air? Could they possibly have thought it was faster to fill from a propane tank than to blow it up manually? I can't even fathom the thought process here.
Thanks for posting.
Perhaps you have educated an ignorant person.
Stupid people will never learn
There was no thought process here.
So we read about it after the fire.
Escaped death...or worse. Hope Mom's burns heal quicker knowing her son was unharmed.
No human could be that stupid.
As a Rush fan since 1989 and FreeRepublic member, I noticed there was no mention of ex-representative Randall Lee Erwins political party.
Goggled and I found:
Representative Randall Lee Erwin
Democrat - OK (19)
Be that as it may burns like these are terrible, prayers for their recovery.
My guess would be that they had no air pump handy and needed a place to sleep.
The story said they did this ridiculously stupid thing during deer season. As a long-time deer hunter I can tell you that after a long day in the woods, even if you've done nothing but sit still and shiver in the chill air, you get bone-tired and the last thing you want to do is sleep on a cold, hard floor.
But to fill an inflatable mattress with propane and sleep on a bomb is beyond stupid. To then leave the mattresses full of propane for months afterward breaks new, previously unexplored ground in the world of stupidity. Whoever did it should get the largest, grandest, "All-time Champion" Darwin Award statue ever made.
*Mouth Agape*
No further comment.
"No human could be that stupid."
Human? The article is about the decision to inflate air mattresses with propane made by a Democratic politician. Where does 'human' come into the discussion?
Contact: State Rep. Randall Erwin
Capitol: (405) 557-7382
Nashoba: (918) 755-4415
OKLAHOMA CITY (April 20, 2004) -- Oklahomas most reprehensible sex offenders could be ordered to undergo surgical castration as part of their punishment, under legislation approved Tuesday by the House of Representatives.
Rep. Randall Erwin, D-Nashoba, attached an amendment to Senate Bill 1413 that would allow any convicted sex offender to voluntarily consent to surgical castration, and would give courts the option to order the surgery as punishment for the worst of the worst.
If enacted, Oklahoma would become the first state in the nation to impose surgical castration as part of a criminal sentence.
(Not a bad idea, but there might be that pesky "Bill of Rights" Amendment VIII in the US Constitution from the 18th century getting in the way.)
The family will now sue the air mattress manufacturer and "Do Not Use Propane to Inflate Mattress" labels will then become required on all air mattresses (even the kind used in pools) sold.
Better check the SUV tires, too, and it wouldn't hurt to check the kid's inner tubes.
Might also look at the garden and see if he strung up grenades to scare the crows away.
Yikes! Do they wash their dishes in gasoline, too? Sounds like some stupid stunt made for TV.
I am speechless. This is a Darwin contender for sure.
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