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When the Liberals Win (In the not too distant future)(VANITY)

Posted on 08/29/2006 9:22:51 PM PDT by tomnbeverly

2 Million Dead, Millions more injured and displaced government officials believe that the small back pack nuclear weapon which vaporized 25 blocks of downtown Manhattan today was the direct result of a suicide Islamist terrorist attack. Government and Administration officials were quick to point out that we failed to imagine the threat that a terrorist group would really actually use a nuke against us. The President today has declared her intention to begin open negotiations for a peaceful settlement with all Islamic Terror Groups. In the speech before the UN where she agreed to an immediate phased turnover of the U.S. military to the leadership of the UN Secretary General in an attempt to avert another such attack Ms. Clinton stated that "We Americans will mourn our dead but will stand resolved that the damage inflicted by the failed policies of former President George W. Bush will not stand in the way of a peaceful solution to the recent problems in the Middle East." She further stated her intentions to send her husband to Iran to seek direct support from the Ayatollah and President Ahmadinajaed. The French President immediately applauded Ms. Bush's statement as one of historic significance and at the same time warned that any use of Nuclear Weapons on French soil would result in immediate nuclear retaliation in kind. The Russian and Chinese Ambassadors were quick to urge Ms. Clinton to use restraint and not immediately retaliate or blame any country that harbored terrorist groups but especially not Iran or the dictatorship in the New Islamic Republic of Iraq, which was established shortly after the U.S. withdraw earlier this year in a bloody coup that resulted in more then a million Iraqi deaths. Russian ministers further stated that they were now a direct allie of the Islamic Republic of Iraq and would not support any type of sanctions against any terror groups operating out of that country to which the UN immediately agreed.......


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There is no reason on God's green earth that the GOP should be polling as low as it does. Everyone, everywhere do everything you can before the above comes true.
1 posted on 08/29/2006 9:22:54 PM PDT by tomnbeverly
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To: tomnbeverly

Maybe the Dems are being oversampled. Not like that has happened before.


2 posted on 08/29/2006 9:29:30 PM PDT by MarkeyD (The tree of liberty must from time to time be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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To: tomnbeverly

You forgot the report about Dearborn, Michigan being sacked and burned to the ground in the aftermath of the nuke attack on NYC.


3 posted on 08/29/2006 9:29:34 PM PDT by gotribe (It's not a religion.)
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To: tomnbeverly

If something that bad happened to Manhattan, there wouldn't be much left of the UN either.


4 posted on 08/29/2006 9:32:01 PM PDT by AZLiberty (Creating the <a href="http://clinton.senate.gov">straddle</a> Google bomb one post at a time.)
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To: tomnbeverly
There is no reason on God's green earth that the GOP should be polling as low as it does.

Read my tagline.

5 posted on 08/29/2006 9:34:55 PM PDT by Rytwyng (Only a Million Minuteman March can stop the Bush Border Betrayal!)
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To: tomnbeverly
Awwww.... My eyes! My eyes!


Buy a paragraph, would ya'?
6 posted on 08/29/2006 9:37:16 PM PDT by Bullish ( The pig headed monkeys of Islam can kiss my grits!)
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To: tomnbeverly

You need to stick in a lot of "Ummms" and "you knows" into her speech.


7 posted on 08/29/2006 9:38:01 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: MarkeyD
Maybe the Dems are being oversampled.

No "maybe" about it. These "polls" are just wishful thinking. The Libs are finding it's easier to rig polls than elections.

8 posted on 08/29/2006 9:38:02 PM PDT by JennysCool (Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
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To: tomnbeverly

the polls are run by rats


9 posted on 08/29/2006 9:43:39 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Thank You Veterans)
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To: tomnbeverly
Following the Bomb destroying downtown Manhattan, the Mayor of San Francisco would make a statement pretty much like the one he did today following the serial hit and run:

"These are the things, these are so senseless," Mayor Gavin Newsom said after meeting with victims and their families. "They're utterly inexplicable. They're impossible to rationalize."

10 posted on 08/29/2006 9:45:37 PM PDT by JimSEA ( "The purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." Spock)
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To: tomnbeverly

Paragraphs!!!!


11 posted on 08/29/2006 9:45:55 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: tomnbeverly

2 Million Dead, Millions more injured and displaced government officials believe that the small back pack nuclear weapon which vaporized 25 blocks of downtown Manhattan today was the direct result of a suicide Islamist terrorist attack. Government and Administration officials were quick to point out that we failed to imagine the threat that a terrorist group would really actually use a nuke against us.

The President today has declared her intention to begin open negotiations for a peaceful settlement with all Islamic Terror Groups. In the speech before the UN where she agreed to an immediate phased turnover of the U.S. military to the leadership of the UN Secretary General in an attempt to avert another such attack Ms. Clinton stated that "We Americans will mourn our dead but will stand resolved that the damage inflicted by the failed policies of former President George W. Bush will not stand in the way of a peaceful solution to the recent problems in the Middle East." She further stated her intentions to send her husband to Iran to seek direct support from the Ayatollah and President Ahmadinajaed.

The French President immediately applauded Ms. Bush's statement as one of historic significance and at the same time warned that any use of Nuclear Weapons on French soil would result in immediate nuclear retaliation in kind. The Russian and Chinese Ambassadors were quick to urge Ms. Clinton to use restraint and not immediately retaliate or blame any country that harbored terrorist groups but especially not Iran or the dictatorship in the New Islamic Republic of Iraq, which was established shortly after the U.S. withdraw earlier this year in a bloody coup that resulted in more then a million Iraqi deaths. Russian ministers further stated that they were now a direct allie of the Islamic Republic of Iraq and would not support any type of sanctions against any terror groups operating out of that country to which the UN immediately agreed.......


Fixed!


12 posted on 08/29/2006 9:47:59 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: AZLiberty

Such a speech by any U.S. President would justify a Revolution.


13 posted on 08/29/2006 9:52:58 PM PDT by DTogo (I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
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To: vigilante2

There's no money in a one-sided election, for the media, for the pollers, for the politicians.

Don't be surprised if Republicans help maintain false poll numbers too, at least for elections....


14 posted on 08/29/2006 9:55:55 PM PDT by wvobiwan (BOYCOTT NYT, LAT, AP, Reuters, CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, BBC, WaPo, Haaretz, and ALL leftist rags!!!)
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To: KoRn
Now,....where did this come from ?... Ms. Bush's statement...
15 posted on 08/29/2006 9:56:47 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: tomnbeverly

If this happened in manhatten one of the really STUPID things would be surviviors would still vote demorat. just look at New York.They just dont get it.


16 posted on 08/29/2006 9:57:54 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Defeat liberalism, its the right thing to do for America.)
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To: tomnbeverly

There's no such thing as a "small back pack nuclear weapon."


17 posted on 08/29/2006 9:59:41 PM PDT by MitchellC
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To: MitchellC

Not yet...


18 posted on 08/29/2006 10:02:25 PM PDT by tomnbeverly (Radical Islam is a disease and George W. Bush is the cure.)
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To: tomnbeverly

It's difficult to row ever harder when the captain insists on stomping holes in the hull at every stroke .....nevertheless that is the only way we have to keep the boat afloat until 2008 when God help us we get another chance to find a strong well centered leader. We must all support even the RINOs that exist after the primaries if we are to prevent absolute disaster. Make no mistake. A Democratic controlled congress with the current bunch of crazies in charge will be an unmitigated disaster.


19 posted on 08/29/2006 10:42:46 PM PDT by Les_Miserables
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To: tomnbeverly
2 Million Dead, Millions more injured and displaced government officials believe that the small back pack nuclear weapon which vaporized 25 blocks of downtown Manhattan today was the direct result of a suicide Islamist terrorist attack.

Whew. For a moment there I tohught the liberal takeover was going to be disasterous.

20 posted on 08/30/2006 5:41:29 PM PDT by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
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