[NormsRevenge]

Sheep and lambs are seen west of Sydney in this July 13, 2005 file photo. Australian scientists have called on the country's farmers to report any ugly sheep found in their flocks. REUTERS/Tim Wimborne

[Uriah_lost]

There's a joke in here....something about too much beer and waking up...

[The Red Zone]

baaaaaaaaaad! baaaaaaaaaaad!

[patton]

cough cough lol cough

[tomzz]

How about ugly pigs??

[coconutt2000]

"Hello!?!"

"Yes?"

"I'd like to report an ugly sheep sitting on your front porch."

"I'm sorry, I don't raise sheep."

"Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that you got an ugly sheep on your front porch."

"Hold on... Hey, that's my wife!!! Who is this? I'm going to get you for this!!!"

*click* *dial tone*

[Calpernia]

Sounds like SARDI needs a good dose of SENSITIVITY training!

[Nathan Zachary]

"Australian scientists have called on the country's farmers to report any ugly sheep found in their flocks."

...to inform them that they do NOT need to be diapered like regular cute sheep, which cause Muslim males in the outback to become sexually aroused.

It is against sharia law to have undiapered sheep and goats in many Islamic countries,(including shia controled areas in Iraq) the penalty for keeping undiapered goats and sheep is death. It's the least Australians can do to respect the Islamic culture- Diaper your sheep! (unless they are ugly)

[Springman]

Sure there is a Fred Imus joke here somewhere!!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

Baaaaa, humbug.

[RichInOC]

Australian farmers called to report ugly sheep

[cue Minnie Riperton]

Lovin' ewe is easy cause ewe're beautiful
Makin' love with ewe is all I wanna do
Lovin' ewe is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin' ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

No one else can make me feel
The colors that ewe bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime

Cause lovin' ewe has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' ewe
Lovin' ewe I see ewe's soul come shinin' through
And every time that we oooooh
I'm more in love with ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

[RichInOC]

[cue the Flamingos]

My love must be a kind of blind love...
I can't see anyone but ewe...

(doowopshoowop...doowopshoowop...)

Are the stars out tonight?
I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright...
I only have eyes...for ewe...dear...

The moon may be high
But I can't see a thing in the sky
I only have eyes...for ewe...

I can't tell if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue...

Ewe are here and so am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes...
For ewe....