"Hello!?!"
"Yes?"
"I'd like to report an ugly sheep sitting on your front porch."
"I'm sorry, I don't raise sheep."
"Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that you got an ugly sheep on your front porch."
"Hold on... Hey, that's my wife!!! Who is this? I'm going to get you for this!!!"
*click* *dial tone*
you used to watch Monty Python too, Huh? :-]