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Semi off color joke warning....DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO SUCH THINGS!!!

Ok here goes,
A tourist wants to get a "genuine" experience while visiting a station(ranch) in Australia. He convinces the hands to take him out overnight to sit with a flock.

As night falls, the beer flows and the tourist asks if it's true that people have "relations" with the sheep out here. One of the hands says "sure, it gets lonely out here and sometimes a sheep can get you by"

A little more beer flows and the tourist says he'd like to try it.
The hands exchange looks and tell him to have a go.
The tourist looks nervous and asks how to go about it.

The hand says, "find one that looks good to you, walk up to her and take her over behind that scrub brush over there, grab her hind legs and stick them in your boots."
"That's it?" asks the visitor.
The hand looks at his mates and they all nod. The tourist follows their instructions .....

A few minutes later he's walking back to the camp and he can here the hands laughing it up.
"you tricked me!" he says, red faced.
"no trick mate" the hand protests.
"then what are you laughing at?"
The hands all start laughing again.

One of the hands manages to choke out between peels of laughter,

"You picked the ugliest one!!!"