BERNHARDT TAKES ON AIRPORT SECURITY (threatens TSA if they take away her lipstick!)

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[MindBender26]

Comedienne SANDRA BERNHARDT, close friend of Madonna, has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted. From yesterday (10AUG06), passengers flying from and to America have been banned from taking non-essential hand luggage onboard jets. But Bernhardt, who is scheduled to fly out of New York's JFK Airport today (11AUG06) is determined to break the rule. She tells the New York Daily News, "When I go to the airport and they try to take my MAC Plushglass away from me, it's going to be World War III!"

[BulletBobCo]

This thread needs something to cleans the pallet, so to speak.

[Beckwith]

Oh Doctor! Is there something you can do to cure this poor woman of her horrible case of the uglies.

[maggief]

She makes Helen Thomas look attractive.

[DoctorMichael]

......should be beaten with a blunt object, repeatedly and vigorously..

[doug from upland]

The only way her lipstick could help her, and us, is if it had a nuclear detonator.

[N. Theknow]

Didn't Sandra Bernhardt once say on "The View" that Laura Bush was obviously heavily medicated?

Something.....amiss.....

*light bulb*

Didn't Sandra Bernhardt once say shriek on "The View" that Laura Bush was obviously heavily medicated?

[tumblindice]

Thank you BBC! I was about ready to gnaw my right arm off . . .

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Afraid not...The hostility from within her is dominant...

[mc5cents]

Her nose dwarfs the arresting hook on an F-14 Tomcat.

LOL! Great analogy.

[Centurion2000]

But Bernhardt, who is scheduled to fly out of New York's JFK Airport today (11AUG06) is determined to break the rule.

Sandra, why don't you make a joke about a bomb in the lipstick ... maybe then they will let you on the plane.

[mc5cents]

I remember how angry we all were when they were frisking Grandmothers. That's going to look like a day at the park when this over because our government doesn't have the balls to profile. Go ahead and flame me..I don't care.

No flame here. Just want you to know that Roger Hedgecock (subing for Rush today) agrees with you.

[GeorgefromGeorgia]

I can understand why she need a lot of makeup

[Hildy]

I know Roger Hedgecock peronally. OF COURSE he agrees with me!!!!

[Lazamataz]

She's trying to be funny.

[Busywhiskers]

She looks like five miles of bad road. She should skip the lipstick and go for burqua.

[auto power]

this "thing" is definitely very strange looking and very bi-polar acting......scary....

[edzo4]

looks like that already happened my guess is she was beaten with a bag of nickels or a golf shoe

[chiefqc]

Really? I thought it was a picture of an ugly guy.

[girlscout]

I think she already knows Bubbette and all her sisters.

[Gamecock]

****....it's going to be World War III!***

Staring Sandra Bernhardt as France.