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BERNHARDT TAKES ON AIRPORT SECURITY (threatens TSA if they take away her lipstick!)
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Posted on 08/11/2006 9:04:19 AM PDT by MindBender26
Comedienne SANDRA BERNHARDT, close friend of Madonna, has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted. From yesterday (10AUG06), passengers flying from and to America have been banned from taking non-essential hand luggage onboard jets. But Bernhardt, who is scheduled to fly out of New York's JFK Airport today (11AUG06) is determined to break the rule. She tells the New York Daily News, "When I go to the airport and they try to take my MAC Plushglass away from me, it's going to be World War III!"
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ijustwokeup; londonairlineplot; plushglasspusher
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To: MindBender26
This thread needs something to cleans the pallet, so to speak.
To: Dr. Scarpetta
Oh Doctor! Is there something you can do to cure this poor woman of her horrible case of the uglies.
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:29:04 AM PDT
by
Beckwith
(The dhimmicrats and liberal media have chosen sides and they've sided with the Jihadists.)
To: Republican Red
She makes Helen Thomas look attractive.
63
posted on
08/11/2006 9:30:15 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: MindBender26
......should be beaten with a blunt object, repeatedly and vigorously..
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:30:38 AM PDT
by
DoctorMichael
(A wall first. A wall now.)
To: MindBender26
The only way her lipstick could help her, and us, is if it had a nuclear detonator.
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:30:46 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: Dr. Scarpetta
Didn't Sandra Bernhardt once say on "The View" that Laura Bush was obviously heavily medicated? Something.....amiss.....
*light bulb*
Didn't Sandra Bernhardt once say shriek on "The View" that Laura Bush was obviously heavily medicated?
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:31:04 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
To: BulletBobCo
Thank you BBC! I was about ready to gnaw my right arm off . . .
To: Beckwith
Afraid not...The hostility from within her is dominant...
To: MindBender26
Her nose dwarfs the arresting hook on an F-14 Tomcat. LOL! Great analogy.
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:32:43 AM PDT
by
mc5cents
To: MindBender26
But Bernhardt, who is scheduled to fly out of New York's JFK Airport today (11AUG06) is determined to break the rule. Sandra, why don't you make a joke about a bomb in the lipstick ... maybe then they will let you on the plane.
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:33:40 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Islam is a subsingularity memetic perversion : (http://www.orionsarm.com/topics/perversities.html))
To: Hildy
I remember how angry we all were when they were frisking Grandmothers. That's going to look like a day at the park when this over because our government doesn't have the balls to profile. Go ahead and flame me..I don't care. No flame here. Just want you to know that Roger Hedgecock (subing for Rush today) agrees with you.
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:36:23 AM PDT
by
mc5cents
To: Dr. Scarpetta
I can understand why she need a lot of makeup
To: mc5cents
I know Roger Hedgecock peronally. OF COURSE he agrees with me!!!!
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:38:33 AM PDT
by
Hildy
(To save us both time, assume I know everything...)
To: MindBender26
She's trying to be funny.
74
posted on
08/11/2006 9:39:41 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
To: Dr. Scarpetta
She looks like five miles of bad road. She should skip the lipstick and go for burqua.
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:40:28 AM PDT
by
Busywhiskers
(Delenda est Hezbollah)
To: MindBender26
this "thing" is definitely very strange looking and very bi-polar acting......scary....
To: DoctorMichael
looks like that already happened
my guess is she was beaten with a bag of nickels or a golf shoe
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:42:20 AM PDT
by
edzo4
To: Dr. Scarpetta
Really? I thought it was a picture of an ugly guy.
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:42:42 AM PDT
by
chiefqc
To: N. Theknow
I think she already knows Bubbette and all her sisters.
To: MindBender26
****....it's going to be World War III!***
Staring Sandra Bernhardt as France.
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posted on
08/11/2006 9:43:52 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
("Jesus came to raise the dead. He did not come to teach the teachable." Robert Farrar Capon)
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