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Al Gore warns of pole shift
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| 08-01-2006
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Posted on 08/02/2006 12:02:14 AM PDT by rockbobster
Al Gore warns of pole shift
Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore has been touring the world and making presentations of an impending global pole shift.
"The world is in a greater danger now than ever before", Mr. Gore said, "and the time for us to take action is drawing short".
"Any time between now and the year 2012 the earth will shift on its axis, causing massive flooding, worldwide suffering and death."
Mr. Gore also urged action on the part of his audiences, including massive migration of humans from one continent to another to shift the load on the earth and bring it back into balance.
"This truth might be inconvenient, but future generations are counting on us to take action now", he insisted, "and much better to relocate your home now than for your children and grandchildren to lose theirs in the future".
Mr. Gore has also been promoting his newest book, Earth Coming Unbalanced.
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To: rockbobster
)))quaking(((((
Are women and children going to be hardest hit..... as usual?
161
posted on
08/02/2006 11:26:34 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Choose Ye This Day
Gee
de Zot got him/her...and I really needed a psychologist
162
posted on
08/02/2006 1:03:24 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: vimto
Oh yeah? Everytime my mom buys a watch, it stops. SoMeThInG is going on... :0
163
posted on
08/02/2006 4:30:08 PM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(CNN on Castro - Intestinal Crisis 2006: A People Mourn.)
To: rockbobster
"The world is in a greater danger now than ever before", Mr. Gore said, "and the time for us to take action is drawing short".Oh no, did he show his arm pits again?
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posted on
08/02/2006 4:32:43 PM PDT
by
ladyinred
(It is now a crime to say what you think.)
To: rockbobster
There is more to this than to Global Warming. Albert Einstein said he thought it possible. That doesn't imply Algore is in the same intelligence group as Einstein.
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posted on
08/02/2006 4:34:27 PM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
To: vimto
The pole shift is not to be confused with the magnetic pole reversal.
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posted on
08/02/2006 4:35:41 PM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
To: rockbobster
Al Gore warns of pole shift
Tipper's been wearing the Victoria's Secret underwear again!
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posted on
08/02/2006 4:37:48 PM PDT
by
jimboster
(Vitajex, whatcha doin' to me)
To: rockbobster
Hope he runs for Prez in 2012, then we can blame him if it shifts. :)
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posted on
08/02/2006 5:54:51 PM PDT
by
Nightshift
(Faith is something everyone has. The question is faith in what?)
To: rockbobster
"The world is in a greater danger now than ever before", Mr. Gore said, "and the time for us to take action is drawing short". "Any time between now and the year 2012 the earth will shift on its axis, causing massive flooding, worldwide suffering and death."
Poor ole' algore. He's finally lost it. LOL!! Where does that goof ball come up with these nutty ideas?
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posted on
08/02/2006 7:35:16 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I.)
To: rockbobster
God I wish he would just STFU!
170
posted on
08/02/2006 7:36:29 PM PDT
by
KoRn
To: Puppage
Al Gore smokes pole
Pole puffer, he is.
171
posted on
08/03/2006 2:15:17 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.)
To: rockbobster
Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore has been touring the world and making presentations of an impending global pole shift.
WELL, DUH, AL GORE! THE EARTH DOES THAT EVERY MILLION YEARS OR SO! And the earth is not going to tilt on its axis and cause flooding. Geez, take a physics class.
To: rockbobster
Gore has been touring promoting his book "I'm becoming unbalanced".
To: rockbobster
I actually read the column and saw I was taken in. It just sounds so believable... like something Gore would actually say.
To: rockbobster
Let's all buy as many magnets as we can get.
Then we'll go up to Canada (here: http://obsfur.geophysik.uni-muenchen.de/mag/news/e_nmpole.htm) and put our magnets down, all with the North Pole up. This will give the Earth's pole a boost and counteract the Global Demagnetizing that has been caused by all the cars, toasters, TV's, watches and Ipods.
< /satire>
To: rockbobster
Al Gore: "Any time between now and the year 2012 the earth will shift on its axis, causing massive flooding, worldwide suffering and death." Like all good satire, the premise is perfectly plausible.
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posted on
02/18/2007 12:15:54 PM PST
by
okie01
(The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
To: rockbobster
Gore is a certifiable lunatic.
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posted on
02/18/2007 12:17:35 PM PST
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
To: rockbobster
Al Gore warns of doom because of the Monster from the Black Lagoon.....
To: rockbobster
Any time between now and the year 2012 the earth will shift on its axis, causing massive flooding, worldwide suffering and death.So, assuming we are still here in 2013, can we expect Gore to STFU? Naaaah, wont happen!
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posted on
02/18/2007 1:07:02 PM PST
by
Don Carlos
(Posting tasteless comments since 02/03/2002)
To: rockbobster
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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