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Al Gore warns of pole shift
StaggerOn.org ^
| 08-01-2006
| StaggerOn.org
Posted on 08/02/2006 12:02:14 AM PDT by rockbobster
Al Gore warns of pole shift
Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore has been touring the world and making presentations of an impending global pole shift.
"The world is in a greater danger now than ever before", Mr. Gore said, "and the time for us to take action is drawing short".
"Any time between now and the year 2012 the earth will shift on its axis, causing massive flooding, worldwide suffering and death."
Mr. Gore also urged action on the part of his audiences, including massive migration of humans from one continent to another to shift the load on the earth and bring it back into balance.
"This truth might be inconvenient, but future generations are counting on us to take action now", he insisted, "and much better to relocate your home now than for your children and grandchildren to lose theirs in the future".
Mr. Gore has also been promoting his newest book, Earth Coming Unbalanced.
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To: rockbobster
you're kidding...you've got to be kidding.................aren't you?
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:05:34 AM PDT
by
marsh2
To: rockbobster
You had me going... Strangely enough, there is actual concern about the magnetic field weakening.
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:06:31 AM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(CNN scroll - Intestinal Crisis 2006: A People Mourn.)
To: rockbobster
Al Gore warns of pole shift He's gaining weight again?
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:07:39 AM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
To: rockbobster
Aftr 6 years....he still makes me puke!!
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:09:04 AM PDT
by
Giddyupgo
To: rockbobster
You better be careful you might cause a stampede.
To: rockbobster
Al Gore is a cross dresser.
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:10:43 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(If Raul were as big a bastard as Fidel is he would have been in charge a long time ago.)
To: rockbobster
To: rockbobster
I knew he was bipolar, but maybe he's just bi..
9
posted on
08/02/2006 12:11:38 AM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: rockbobster
I can't stand him, but what worries me is when Republicans are kissing his butt and buying into this nonsense. Even our allies are starting to believe this. That makes me even more crazy than Al.
To: PghBaldy
there is actual concern about the magnetic field weakening.And we know whose fault that is.
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:12:34 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Peace begins in the womb.)
To: napscoordinator
To: Jaysun
Im thinking that he must have REALLY bad breath
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:15:59 AM PDT
by
expatguy
(http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
To: rockbobster
Al Gore warns of pole shift
Hopefully, there's a video clip of Al's statement, which could be aired in the event Al ever tries to run for office again.
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:16:12 AM PDT
by
sourcery
(A libertarian is a conservative who has been mugged ...by his own government)
To: rockbobster
Oh, no. Al's pole has shifted?
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:16:21 AM PDT
by
Choose Ye This Day
(Why does our government "of the people" do things the people don't want--overtax & overregulate us?)
To: stoppartisanship
This article is a joke; it's a parody of Al Gore's extreme environmental views. He's not actually advocating mass migration to "rebalance" the earth.
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:17:35 AM PDT
by
defenderSD
(A skilled debater feared by liberals, socialists, and leftist politicos throughout the world.)
To: rockbobster
Are we due for another pole shift already? I could've sworn we had a few thousand years left on our current configuration.
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:18:58 AM PDT
by
coconutt2000
(NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
To: defenderSD
I know the article was a joke. It's pretty obvious, especially if you actually bother to visit Staggeron.org.
People started referring to Gore's work more generally...as "nonsense" in one case...
To: defenderSD
This article is a joke; it's a parody of Al Gore's extreme environmental views. He's not actually advocating mass migration to "rebalance" the earth.His extreme views are just as much of a joke. What he does advocate is just as silly as "mass migration to rebalance the earth." Which, I take it, is the point of the joke.
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:22:04 AM PDT
by
sourcery
(A libertarian is a conservative who has been mugged ...by his own government)
To: PghBaldy
There is concern over the feild weakening. It takes about a thousand years to 'flip'. There is no reason to think it will case catastrophe.
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:22:45 AM PDT
by
vimto
(Blighty Awaken!)
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