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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Roscoe Karns

Excellent!!!!!

As always


Thanks!


81 posted on 07/28/2006 5:41:31 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Roscoe Karns

Brilliant!! Is there any way to animate or make a movie of your parody and put it on YouTube??


82 posted on 07/28/2006 5:41:47 PM PDT by kmiller1k (remain calm)
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To: Caramelgal
(BTW - Are there any job openings Deep within the Mod's underground lair?)

Couldn't tell you. It's a secret society. So secret we don't even know who we are ;-}

83 posted on 07/28/2006 5:42:06 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator

I've been meaning to ask, who the hell are you?


85 posted on 07/28/2006 5:43:14 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: driftdiver
that could be interpreted as a personal attack. I am sure even a noob knows better.

YOu gotta learn to play nice.

86 posted on 07/28/2006 5:44:51 PM PDT by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: Roscoe Karns
Two thumbs up! I laughed, I cried... looking forward to the sequel!
87 posted on 07/28/2006 5:44:53 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Roscoe Karns
I think this was the final scene at Zot Ground Zero with all the other DUmmies running for cover:
88 posted on 07/28/2006 5:45:32 PM PDT by KillTime (Democracies that can't distinguish between good and evil or deny any difference shall surely perish.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I already have vol 2. I wanted vol 3, the Funktastic Hits collection. :-(

But beggars can't be choosers, I guess...


89 posted on 07/28/2006 5:46:33 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Just great! I just love the "We're doomed" guys...


90 posted on 07/28/2006 5:46:39 PM PDT by ishabibble (ALL-AMERICAN INFIDEL)
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To: Admin Moderator

You're questioning lil' o' me?


91 posted on 07/28/2006 5:46:44 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: cibco; Fudd Fan

92 posted on 07/28/2006 5:48:02 PM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

A classic.
Marking for future reference.


93 posted on 07/28/2006 5:48:20 PM PDT by Dr. Ed Bravo (Contact "StarCMC" to join the Patriot Guard Riders ping list.)
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To: Admin Moderator

Hw was talking to me!


94 posted on 07/28/2006 5:48:42 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: don-o
He's just sensitive..
95 posted on 07/28/2006 5:49:00 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Admin Moderator

Kinda the old "I'd tell ya, but then I'd have ta kill ya" type of thing, huh?

You know Valerie P?


96 posted on 07/28/2006 5:49:16 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Admin Moderator

Now I'm talking to you. Got Milk?


97 posted on 07/28/2006 5:49:25 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Roscoe Karns

Did somebody say troll?

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98 posted on 07/28/2006 5:49:28 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Thank You Veterans)
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To: darkwing104

The zot thread of all zot threads!


99 posted on 07/28/2006 5:49:45 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: stands2reason
Vol. 3 is out?

I am going to have to have a word with my tame liberal errand boy. He never brought me a copy.

100 posted on 07/28/2006 5:50:54 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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