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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Made in USA

LOL!


61 posted on 07/28/2006 5:30:04 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns

This has got to be the greatest ZOT thread ever. I havent laughed so hard in months!


62 posted on 07/28/2006 5:30:54 PM PDT by VanDeKoik (Fitzmas Has Been Canceled.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

63 posted on 07/28/2006 5:31:17 PM PDT by Gumption ("Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad", "Sherpa, Sherpa, Bakala")
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In before post 100


64 posted on 07/28/2006 5:31:45 PM PDT by listenhillary (Only the stupidest of animals fouls it's own nest - Democrats provide a fine example of this)
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To: Fzob

pinging

too good to miss


65 posted on 07/28/2006 5:33:15 PM PDT by Popman ("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
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To: cibco

Thanks for the *ping*!

from someone who has done more than my share of posting the "We're DOOMED!" guys!


66 posted on 07/28/2006 5:33:45 PM PDT by Fudd Fan (Help get Murtha out of Congress- donate at http://www.irey.com/)
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To: don-o

"Don't be silly - spend a few years here - get the lay of the land, and you'll know why this is so good - noob"

I guess I shoulda put the obvious /sarc tag for slow people like you.


68 posted on 07/28/2006 5:34:06 PM PDT by driftdiver
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To: stands2reason
You aren't on the RKBA rolls? Sorry! I thought you were.

My most humble apologies and here is a DVD of Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier and the Spork-weasel Dancers Greatest Hits vol. II as a token of my deep remorse.

I promise to ping you next time.

69 posted on 07/28/2006 5:34:08 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Roscoe Karns; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...
Good One...Must share with the Kitties.

Condition Alpha...Not a ZOT thread....

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

70 posted on 07/28/2006 5:34:44 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: Roscoe Karns; All

I just KNOW that there a picture of PUDGE [the cat] with a firearm in full auto mode somewhere...


71 posted on 07/28/2006 5:35:21 PM PDT by TMSuchman (2nd Generation U.S. MARINE, 3rd Generation American & PROUD OF IT!)
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To: Roscoe Karns


Oh

My

God

I haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time.

I made Mrs. knewshound turn up the TV I was laughing so loud.

BTTT

Post of the day.

Cheers,

knewshound

Latest Column  The Last Normal Day 22 Aug 2006

72 posted on 07/28/2006 5:35:31 PM PDT by knews_hound (Driving Liberals nuts since 1975 !)
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To: TexasCajun; North Coast Conservative; Pontiac; boxerblues; NeoCaveman; GOP_Lady; DollyCali; ...
"Post of the Year" Nomination!! It'll be a Freeper Classic!

DITTOS to that!

73 posted on 07/28/2006 5:35:38 PM PDT by Las Vegas Dave ("Liberals out of power are comical-Liberals in power are dangerous!"-Rush Limbaugh.)
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To: Lurker

74 posted on 07/28/2006 5:35:51 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (NUTS!)
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To: silent_jonny

Why do I get the feeling that that group specializes in show tunes?


75 posted on 07/28/2006 5:36:16 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Spork-Weasel?
Gad...I'm almost afraid to find out the story behind that.


76 posted on 07/28/2006 5:36:40 PM PDT by VOA
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To: Roscoe Karns

Why is it that I find myself so strangely attracted to men with crew cuts, white button down shirts, pocket protectors, skinny ties and thick rimmed glasses sitting in front of big main frame terminals?

Is this why Apollo 13 and the Right Stuff are two of my fav movies?

Nerds are sexy! Death to the metro sexual Moon Bats! Call out the Viking Kitties! Let’s Roll.

(BTW - Are there any job openings Deep within the Mod's underground lair?)


77 posted on 07/28/2006 5:37:09 PM PDT by Caramelgal (There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.)
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To: Caramelgal


79 posted on 07/28/2006 5:41:01 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: sofaman

ping!


80 posted on 07/28/2006 5:41:09 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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