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Oh Happy Day -- The Wonderful Joyous Events of a ZOT

Posted on 07/15/2006 7:59:51 AM PDT by rapture tonight

I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news.

The current events in the Middle East are the most wonderful happenings I have ever seen. Surely, we are in the end times. The very end times. I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: endtimes; sionnsar; troll; zot
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To: rapture tonight
I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend.

I'm just hoping to mow the lawn. In event of rapture, can I have your car?

81 posted on 07/15/2006 8:31:34 AM PDT by ReignOfError
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To: andyandval
LOL, I was watching the Fox Panel when that strike of lightning hit.

If only Juan was there.

82 posted on 07/15/2006 8:31:39 AM PDT by mware (Americans in armchairs doing the job of the media.)
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To: andyandval

all I can say to that is ---

God's A Freeper!
God's A Freeper!
God's A Freeper!
God's A Freeper!
God's A Freeper!
God's A Freeper!
God's A Freeper!
God's A Freeper!
God's A Freeper!


83 posted on 07/15/2006 8:31:41 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SALChamps03
Frankly, I have been hearing that we are in the end times my entire life.

Exactly.  This will no more lead to the "end times" than WWI, WWII, etc did.

I've heard this "prediction" many, many times over the last 40 years and guess what ... hasn't happened yet.

Now if Hildy was to be elected ....

84 posted on 07/15/2006 8:33:08 AM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires.)
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To: lonestar67

Your lucky day. They put #1 back.


85 posted on 07/15/2006 8:33:17 AM PDT by OSHA (Lose money FAST playing penny stocks. Ask me how!)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Oh my God, are you from Texas? Did you get my grandmother's and mother's recipe?

It this good or what?!

I wish I had gotten or saved my grandmother's recipe for her Thanksgiving and Christmas cornbread stuffing. I've never had it's equal.

One of my cousins was saying how he could never get the green beans to taste as good as his mother's green beans did and his sister told him that their mom always added some bacon grease.

How did our parents and grandparents live as long as they did with all that bacon grease?


86 posted on 07/15/2006 8:34:17 AM PDT by garyhope ("In vino veritas" Especially a good red wine with a nice grilled steak and baked potato.)
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To: DJ MacWoW
Drunk, high or liberal?

LOL!

Drunk, high and liberal is no way to go through life, son..."

87 posted on 07/15/2006 8:34:40 AM PDT by Publius6961 (Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
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To: rapture tonight

Excuse me .. I think you forgot to check one thing .. the Bible clearly states that "NO ONE KNOWS THE TIME OR THE HOUR of Jesus' visitation".

And .. since that's true .. then why would God tell YOU anything ..??


88 posted on 07/15/2006 8:35:01 AM PDT by CyberAnt (Drive-By Media: Fake news, fake documents, fake polls)
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To: rapture tonight

Here kitty kitty....time for din din.


89 posted on 07/15/2006 8:35:07 AM PDT by stbdside
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To: rapture tonight
I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend

I'll bet you $1000 that the world doesn't end this weekend.

If you lose ... you win!

90 posted on 07/15/2006 8:35:16 AM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires.)
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To: BraveMan
I was flying through the clouds on a 747
When I saw that there were thousands being sucked up into heaven
And I knew that armegeddon time was nigh
When the captain said "On your right there's Mother Theresa floating by"
Well I could hear the passengers behind my start to cheer
When he said "Looks like the whole non-smoking section's disappeared
But don't you fear
Even though I'm outta here . . . ."

Quoted from a song by Camille West

91 posted on 07/15/2006 8:39:25 AM PDT by synbad600
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To: synbad600
Behind me
92 posted on 07/15/2006 8:41:10 AM PDT by synbad600
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To: rapture tonight

No thanks, you go on ahead. Have fun!


93 posted on 07/15/2006 8:42:03 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Go home and fix Mexico)
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To: SW6906

And those are his high spots in life. lol


94 posted on 07/15/2006 8:44:59 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: DJ MacWoW; Tijeras_Slim
Go easy, it is obviously someone who understands the grivity of the situation :)
95 posted on 07/15/2006 8:45:43 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Go home and fix Mexico)
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To: Darksheare; darkwing104; pcottraux

IATZ ping


96 posted on 07/15/2006 8:45:45 AM PDT by darkangel82 (Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

Sounds like half of DU.


97 posted on 07/15/2006 8:46:14 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: rapture tonight

98 posted on 07/15/2006 8:46:48 AM PDT by Hexenhammer
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To: A message
When it comes down to the twinkling of an eye watch out for the 16 ton weight falling on your head or the car in front of you.

No, wait, that was something else, the Ted Williams Damocles Tunnel in Boston and it was 3 tons, not 16 :)

99 posted on 07/15/2006 8:49:34 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Go home and fix Mexico)
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To: NonValueAdded

Everytime a lib troll posts they illustrate why they lose elections.


100 posted on 07/15/2006 8:50:01 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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